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M2RTY
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8th Apr 04 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
> > > A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
> > >
> > > 1 bar of Soap
> > > 1 Toothbrush
> > > 1 Tube of toothpaste
> > > 1 loaf of bread
> > > 1 pint of milk
> > > 1 apple
> > > 1 banana
> > > 1 tomato
> > > 1 lettuce
> > > 1 baking potato
> > > 1 Kraft single
> > > 1 samosa
> > > 1 vegetable pakora
> > > 1 pie
> > > 1 frozen pizza
> > > 1 single frozen dinner
> > >
> > > The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
> > >
> > > He is carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some
> > > Wagon Wheels.
> > >
> > > As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"
> > >
> > > The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?"
> > >
> > > He looks at her - straight in the eyes - and gently says
> > >
> > > "Because you're minging".
Wayne O Mac
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Corsalad87
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stuyw
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is this joke for 2mora then
Natalie
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How old is that joke
Adam-D
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M2RTY
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quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
How old is that joke


well sorry i dont spend all day in off day or forwarding crap emails
stuyw
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^^^
M2RTY
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quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
How old is that joke


i bet you were the first to hear it
Mo
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8th Apr 04 at 14:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by M2RV H
quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
How old is that joke


well sorry i dont spend all day in off day or forwarding crap emails



temper temper
Robbo
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8th Apr 04 at 14:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by M2RV H
quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
How old is that joke


i bet you were the first to hear it
STFU

That joke is ancient an I heard it wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy b4 off day appeared

[Edited on 08-04-2004 by Robbo]
Natalie
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quote:
Originally posted by M2RV H
quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
How old is that joke


well sorry i dont spend all day in off day or forwarding crap emails


Ohh ohh im scared now, you wanna piece of me, huh, do ya do ya

Phil321
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8th Apr 04 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I find it funny, I guess I don't spend enough time in off day or forwarding crap e-mails

Natalie
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I like spending time in off day

 
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