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leni
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   11th Apr 04 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just washed my car, stood back to admire it!
and a fucking bird landed on the TV ariel and shit all over my passenger door and window! And if that wasn't enough! The poos dropped from such a height that it splashed my room rail

Pissed off now!

leni
Craig W
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11th Apr 04 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Quality
Gaz
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11th Apr 04 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sorry but that cracked me up...

invest in a shotgun
Predator Corsa
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11th Apr 04 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
langey
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11th Apr 04 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol just washed mine, some little kid come over with sticky finger and chocolate bar in his hand, and went to touch my car, i nearly drop kicked him, lol i ran over and husherd him away from the car.
sassyminx
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11th Apr 04 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by langey
lol just washed mine, some little kid come over with sticky finger and chocolate bar in his hand, and went to touch my car, i nearly drop kicked him, lol i ran over and husherd him away from the car.


drop kicked
Rob
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11th Apr 04 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hehe lol
Craig W
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11th Apr 04 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It's like when ive cleaned my chromes, people always try and touch them, damn finger smudges.
Phil321
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11th Apr 04 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Any pics of them on the car Craig?
Craig W
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11th Apr 04 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Phil321
Any pics of them on the car Craig?


Gimmie 30 mins, need to charge digi camera batteries.
Phil321
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11th Apr 04 at 15:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cool
PaulW
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11th Apr 04 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sorry but

thats one of the reasons I gave up washing my car
Nismo
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11th Apr 04 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you need to hire me

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GREG 1
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11th Apr 04 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
quote:
Originally posted by Phil321
Any pics of them on the car Craig?


Gimmie 30 mins, need to charge digi camera batteries.
look forward to seeing this
Craig W
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11th Apr 04 at 17:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=136457
mav
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11th Apr 04 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
always happens//

polished mine on thursday...then had bird shite on window and bonnet

just went and out and cleaned bird shite off the rear lights and bumper...like a magnet..............
Gavin
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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11th Apr 04 at 18:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have about 2 big dirty bird shits on my car...

looks like its a car wash job

pew pew pew pewwwww
mav
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11th Apr 04 at 18:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
rots the paint if ya leave them....

acidic fucking poooooooooooo
Rob
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12th Apr 04 at 12:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
GGRRR

done the passenger rear door today!!! BASTARDS!

This is leni BTW, not Rob
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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12th Apr 04 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This happened to me but the got it under the passenger mirror and down the door, how it got under the mirror is a mistery?
Red_SXi
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12th Apr 04 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That happened to me once, i counted seperate spots of shit
Alex
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12th Apr 04 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just had to wash mine!, been away and parked under a tree...
23 f-ing bird shits on my car, none of them were small ones either!!

 
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