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Skinner

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12th Apr 04 at 20:23

> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
trolley when they aren't looking.
> >
> > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
> > intervals.
> >
> > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
> >
> > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code
> > 10 (or code 6)at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.
> >
> > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
> >
> > 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
> >
> > 7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
> > invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
> >
> > 8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> > "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
> >
> > 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.
> >
> > 10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
> >
> > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.
> >
> > 12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look
using different size funnels.
> >
> > 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
> > "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
> >
> > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume
the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
> >
> > 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of
> > toilet paper in here!"

[Edited on 12-04-2004 by Skinner]

the_legend_of_yrag

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12th Apr 04 at 20:27

mossy

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12th Apr 04 at 20:29

Mattb

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12th Apr 04 at 20:37

as for number 4, make it a code 6, thats a shoplifter

Pablo

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12th Apr 04 at 20:39

fpmsl

Ben

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12th Apr 04 at 20:41

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume
the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

sigibbons

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12th Apr 04 at 20:41

quality

CorsaHayley

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12th Apr 04 at 20:42

quality

Predator Corsa

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12th Apr 04 at 20:42

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
trolley when they aren't looking

Adam-D

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12th Apr 04 at 20:54

u know i wish i had a digital vid cam
me and marc would go to local shopping centre and try every one

would make a great laugh

corsa_jim

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12th Apr 04 at 20:57

thats funny as hell

sigibbons

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12th Apr 04 at 21:04

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaHayley
quality

SNAP

Joff

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12th Apr 04 at 21:50

Fill up a trolley with frozen products and leave it around the home and leisure department.

drunkenfool

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12th Apr 04 at 23:11

my mate used to work in tesco, and he would tie the security tags onto people's trolleys when they werent looking, so it set the alarm off!

Icy

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12th Apr 04 at 23:26

this has cheered me up alot

Stoneyginger

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13th Apr 04 at 00:34

That is foooooooooking ace

Skinner

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13th Apr 04 at 09:50

> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
trolley when they aren't looking.

this i think il try

Tom

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13th Apr 04 at 09:55

Yep gonna do that condom one or spot a lone male shopper and hide loads of 'ladies things' in his trolly

Skinner

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13th Apr 04 at 09:58

^^^^

[Edited on 13-04-2004 by Skinner]

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