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Shelly
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SetH would make a good Sex Education teacher in secondary schools?!
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Will his bird be naked and displaying stuff?

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I dunno....
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shelleh would be one of my assistants, she would demostrate to the youngsters what mammary glands are.
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Oooooooh.
Adam-CorsaC18s
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ill go for backup help and tell all the fifth year girls what a love snake is. and then they must be taught how to put a condom on with there mouth.

Shut up you all know you would.

disclaimer: im not a perv, i only like legal birds. unless they're... no, just legal.
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quote:
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shelleh would be one of my assistants, she would demostrate to the youngsters what mammary glands are.


they dont wish to see that shit
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theres a girl that brings refreshments into my work on a little trolley, shes 19 but looks about 12, cute as fcuk, i reckon sh4gging her would be the closet you can get to being a padeophile without actually being one
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thats fucking sweet dude

pass my mobile number onto her please
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
theres a girl that brings refreshments into my work on a little trolley, shes 19 but looks about 12, cute as fcuk, i reckon sh4gging her would be the closet you can get to being a padeophile without actually being one


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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
SetH would make a good Sex Education teacher in secondary schools?!


i would be scared of what he would tell em to do
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today children we are studying the subject of BONDAGE muahahahaha

kids are like
Adam-CorsaC18s
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"OK Kids, so who knows what felching is?

No one?

Ok - now for a demonstration..."

haha
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what is it?!
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no he would scare them all out of ever doing it, and that would make less holes goals
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[Edited on 22-04-2004 by Adam]
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OMFG thats horrible
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I thought it was called space dogging?
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space docking is the shocking act of attaching a piece of pipe between each others bum holes and pooing down it.
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Im thinking of something else. Equally as horid
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam-CorsaC18s
space docking is the shocking act of attaching a piece of pipe between each others bum holes and pooing down it.


OMG thats awful, i just nearly regurgitaed my tuna pitta bread.
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it must be bad if it shocks him
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quote:
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SetH would make a good gay Sex Education teacher in secondary schools?!



yes
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Space dogging is where a gay man freezes his poo and uses it as a dildo on his partner

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