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Pablo

Member

Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
User status: Offline

5th May 04 at 13:05

Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow. He spends the night
drinking
> >Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting
women's necks.
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> >He is heading for home, wandering along Argyle Street,
sometime before
> >sunrise. Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks
round and
> >sees
> >nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm,
he thinks.
> >What's going on here. A few yards further on and ..BANG.
Smacked on the
> >back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he can,
nothing.
> >Again
> >he looks down and there is a small triangular sandwich lying
on the
ground.
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> >How odd!! A few yards further along the street and .... crash.
Smacked on
> >the back of the head again!! He whirls round as quick as he
can,
nothing.
> >He's getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there
is a
cocktail
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> >sausage lying on the ground. He stands and peers into the
darkness of the
> >night. Nothing. He walks a few yards further on when he gets a
tap on the
> >shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he
turns as
fast
> >as he can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to
the ground
> >clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail
stick laden
> >with
> >a chunk of cheese and a pickle. On the ground dying, he looks
up and sees
a
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> >young female.
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> >With his dying breath he gasps, who are you?
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> >"Buffet, the vampire slayer."

CraigyG

Member

Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
User status: Offline

5th May 04 at 14:13

Thats poor