Paul_J
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I know I tend to write essays - but some times I just can't be bothered 
I've got a piece of coursework in for tommorrow, supposed to be 15 pages  - I've currently done 0 ... Reading the assignment sheet it's mostly stuff I don't even know about.
I'm so fucking screwed  
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Nismo
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Thats nothing for you , you will get that done for 5 no problems
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SteveW
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 well done dude...
welcome to my world
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Demo
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just pretend your wrtiting a post on corsasport and youll get it done in next to no time
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SteveW
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or pretend your writing a love letter to your dearest bitch.... erm......P4UL.
yeah that should do it
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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
Thats nothing for you , you will get that done for 5 no problems
Yes could have it done in a matter of minutes if it was something I can ramble on about - like erm, beating ferrari's in my Sxi
But this is ...
Explain what constitutes an "expert system". Describe the characteristics of an expert system.
By relating to an actual expert system, describe the four fundamental aspects:
- Knowledge acquisition
- Knowledge representation
- Reasoning control
- Solution explanation
For each aspect explain what the significant difficulties are and how developers have sought to solve or reduce the impact of these problems. Where possible give examples from actual systems or research projects.
Include a summary of the range of expert systems developed for use in particular branch of industry, science or commerce. For one of these systems give a detailed description.
Discuss the past and present limitations on expert systems and the likely path of future developments.
The grading critieria is saying I need to describe what artificial intelligence is, describe what expert systems are, provide an example of rule based system and case based reasoning and identify what neural nets are and when they can be used. and thats just to get a weak pass... to get a merit or distinction is all this other crap!
Problem is, I don't really understand what any of it is because me and my mates have been down the pub instead of lessons and I've had about a month to do this and left this till the day before
I'm so fucked.
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SteveW
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yeah could knock that up for you in about 2 hrs dude...
would cost you tho 
A pot of Toxic Waste.. and £2,500
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MatthewR
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Send that in ^^^
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Paul_J
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Surely you've got an old essay you can just print out for me 
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Paul_J
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Originally posted by Evisu
Send that in ^^^
yeh I'd get great marks for handing the assignment sheet back in as my coursework Wow you must of done well at school 
Here's your exam question sheet, and here's your answer book. Evisu - you just copied the questions to the answer book...
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SteveW
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i honestly have NEVER done that type of shit before
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MatthewR
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Paul if your posts are anything to go by they will have stopped reading after the 1st paragraph
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SteveW
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MMMEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW
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MatthewR
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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
Paul if your posts are anything to go by they will have stopped reading after the 1st paragraph
Lets hope so
My mate once handed in a piece of work that was a 1st page, and last page... (thats all he actually did) but number the last page 7 and claimed the teacher must of lost the other pages
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SteveW
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i did the same type of thing at Amersham College...... and i got away with it 
although i didn't get away with one piece that i handed in with my mates name in the header ooops
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Paul_J
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Originally posted by snowy
although i didn't get away with one piece that i handed in with my mates name in the header ooops
hehe I did that too - Said to my mate I had done the work, just wanted to check I had done it alright - got him to send me it... (it was in excell with charts and stuff) - I printed off my excell spread sheet, but couldn't be bothered to do all the charts and stuff so just printed his - All had 'zaheed husain' across the top oops...
all I've done so far - 38 words - got another 3000+ to do
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IntaCepta
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tell me about it, i was stuck on my dissertation (10k) left it till the last 5 days.
handed it in 2 weeks late at 10,500words.
You'll get there!... eventually!
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Paul_J
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only done 2,500 words now (about 8/9 pages) it's just such a boring subject. I'm gonna have tommorrow off and do some more - shit its 3:24am - falling asleep here doing this work.
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IntaCepta
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lol i got an exam on thursday i know nothing about!
desperetaly trying to read up on the module content lol.
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Andrew
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Paul -- Expert Systems, i know stuff on that but i'm not doing your course-work There will be tons of stuff on the web you can just *copy* anyway.
IntaCepta -- I had an exam on Tuesday, never went to any of the lectures as i was always working so i spent all day on Monmday and Monday night hitting the notes and books. The exam went OK too And i got 65% for my course-work
JMU is one micky mouse uni
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