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Andy_N9~DYB
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Clydebank, West Dunbart
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   2nd Jun 04 at 21:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
step 1 take one dodgy looking vauxhall jack

step 2 apply faulty handbrake and stik in gear (do not at this stage put bricks under the wheels to assist faulty handbrake)

step 3 place in centre of car and start winding away

step 4 watch as car slowly rolls back and falls to road

step 5 say mmmmmmmmmmm to self for 5 mins

step 6 phone andy and kid on u need help changin pads

step 7 and turns up and finds car on deck

step 8 ask andy to save the day


think we need to arrange a basic car maintenance course
glasgow_corsa_c
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Ecosse
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2nd Jun 04 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh dear!
deanmcreynolds26
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Registered: 15th Sep 03
Location: E46 //M3
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2nd Jun 04 at 21:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Andy_N9~DYB
step 1 take one dodgy looking vauxhall jack (greasy as fuck cos andy was wiping his cock on)

step 2 apply faulty handbrake and stik in gear
step 3 place in centre of car and start winding away (cos my side skirts only allow me to jack in the middle )

step 4 watch as car slowly rolls back and falls to road- (but my car was soo fuckin low and euro lookin )

step 5 say mmmmmmmmmmm to self for 5 mins

step 6 phone andy and kid on u need help changin pads (car dropped v4 he cam round corner )

step 7 and turns up and finds car on deck see step 4^^^^

step 8 ask andy to save the day- THANKS ANDY ILL GIVE U A SHOT OF MY MUM

deanmcreynolds26
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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2nd Jun 04 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
y put jack in middle of car?

 
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