Dean_H
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Registered: 19th May 02
Location: Rhondda Cynon Taff
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Off the top of my head these are one or two things my girlfriend has said/done...
Me "Bla bla bla bla snooker cue"
Misses "What its called a snooker cue"
Me "Yea, what did you think it was called?"
Misses "Snooker Cube"
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Me "Bla bla bla, well phone your mother then"
Misses "***picks up the phone and opens it and puts the phone to her ear with out dialing expecting her mother to answer***
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Cant think of any more now off the top of my head but there is loads more 
Also my friend told me one today
My friend goes home, has somthing to eat then phones his misses.
Ring Ring
Friend "Hello"
Friends GF "Alright, what you been doing"
Friend "Just had food"
Friends GF "what did you have then"
Friend " Gammon"
Freinds GF " Eurgh, FISH!"
HA HA
Women are dull !
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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I said once, I like those dogs but only when they are kittens .....  
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Dean_H
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Registered: 19th May 02
Location: Rhondda Cynon Taff
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Haha
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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fcuk me where shall i start
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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i never say anything stupid cept last night i was sat in pub and says 'eeee doesnt shane richie look like alfie moon off eastenders'
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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pmsl
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chanel
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Registered: 27th Jan 04
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i thought Pingu was called Penguino 
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Only on weekends.
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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quote:
Originally posted by jambos_chic
i thought Pingu was called Penguino
pingu is classssssssss
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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i wanna eat him 
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Rob
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Registered: 9th Jul 01
Location: hull
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I once pointed at some some triplets and said, look at them 3 twins over there
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob
I once pointed at some some triplets and said, look at them 3 twins over there
pmsl iv done that before!! best one was tho at my old 6th form there was 2 best mates who were ALWAYS together, one was black and one was white and this really thick lass says 'them two are always together, do u think they're twins?
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
i wanna eat him
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Super_si
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Registered: 4th Mar 01
Location: lurkin' somewhere........................
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She had a hire car for a few days. usually drives 1.2 Punto but had a 1.4 while it was serving. Comes out with, its faster and has a bigger engine. But uses more fuel! Fking blondes!
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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how fast does your car go?
then started te cry cos i showed her pmsl
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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Friend: "I aint getting in youre car with you, your fcukin mental behind the wheel..."
20 mins later...
Friend: "Fcuk don't let him get past ya kick his ass cocky shite!"
Car... 70mph...80mph...90mph...
Friend: "Faster for fcuks sake he's beatin ya"
 riiiite....
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Hannah
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Registered: 29th Oct 03
Location: South West
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
fcuk me where shall i start
Me. Never i dont do silly things, 
[Edited on 09-06-2004 by Hannah]
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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quote:
Originally posted by Hannah
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
fcuk me where shall i start
Me. Never i dont do sillt things,
silly not sillt
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Hannah
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Registered: 29th Oct 03
Location: South West
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i changed it
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CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
fcuk me where shall i start
There was another post like this not long ago
Nismo u sed something about peas or summat cant remember
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Hannah
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Registered: 29th Oct 03
Location: South West
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig-CorsaGSI
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
fcuk me where shall i start
There was another post like this not long ago
Nismo u sed something about peas or summat cant remember
shut up you, you'll make him start, he makes it up i swear
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blebo
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Registered: 18th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
quote:
Originally posted by Rob
I once pointed at some some triplets and said, look at them 3 twins over there
pmsl iv done that before!! best one was tho at my old 6th form there was 2 best mates who were ALWAYS together, one was black and one was white and this really thick lass says 'them two are always together, do u think they're twins?
THis is possible though 
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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My ex always used 'groovy' for everything she liked :lo:
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