Jason Iles
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> > > > A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end
> > >her
> > > > > life by throwing herself into the Mersey.
> > > > >
> > > > > She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing
> > > > > water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge
> > > > > of
> > >the
> > > > pier, crying.
> > > > >
> > > > > He took pity on her and said,
> > > > > "Look, you have so much to live for. "l'm off to America in the
> > > > > morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll
> > > > > take
> > >good
> > > > care of you and bring you food every day."
> > > > >
> > > > > Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added,
> > >"I'll
> > > > > keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
> > > > >
> > > > > The girl nodded. Yes, after all, what did she have to lose?
> > > > > Perhaps
> > >a
> > > > > fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.
> > > > >
> > > > > That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
lifeboat.
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a
> > >piece
> > > > > of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
> > > > >
> > > > > Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
> > > > > by
> > >the
> > > > > captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
> > > > >
> > > > > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I
> > >get
> > > > > food and a trip to America, and he's scr*wing me."
> > > > >
> > > > > "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Birkenhead
Ferry."
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Robbo
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Quality
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Icy
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read it in fhm before
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CraigyG
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explain
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Pablo
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PMSL
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Alex
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great stuff
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Shelly
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since when have they had a pier in Liverpool
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TNM
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollldddd.
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[Edited on 15-06-2004 by Black Corsa SRi]
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