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TNM
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15th Jun 04 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed; "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked; "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said: "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said;
"I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied;
"Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be a ballerina!"
Pablo
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15th Jun 04 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shit
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
shit


better than your joke.
Pablo
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15th Jun 04 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
which one?
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
which one?


all of them
Dom
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15th Jun 04 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ha ha ha ha
Pablo
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15th Jun 04 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ur a joke
Jason Iles
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15th Jun 04 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shit
TNM
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15th Jun 04 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Shit


so are you.

but the bird in your avvy isnt
Jason Iles
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15th Jun 04 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She is was crap at head
TNM
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15th Jun 04 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


you got any pics of her tits?
Jason Iles
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Yes would you like one
Pablo
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wot tits
TNM
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15th Jun 04 at 13:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Yes would you like one


if you mean a pic of her tits then yes.

 
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