RichSxi
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Registered: 13th Aug 03
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no more shitty corsa's for me.... ive gone up in the world now, ive got myself a bm.
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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I aint gona be gettin rid of my corsa & my next car will more than likely be a GSi
I've become a Vauxhall Shlaaaag 
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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What BM have you got then
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Arent bms biscuits?
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Arent bms biscuits?
Thats BN ya nonce
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
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dadadadadadd BN BN
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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obviously a cheap one as he didnt get a W with it 
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
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rofl drew, u can finally use the bmw lane on motorways htough
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by RussSxi
rofl drew, u can finally use the bmw lane on motorways htough
Haha I came home on the BMW lane tonight......cut up a mondeo driver comming off the slip road....there was no way he was gonna keep up tho cos it was up hill and his torqueless heap just couldnt keep up with my shed - I gave him the fingers and zoomed off
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RichSxi
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Registered: 13th Aug 03
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just what is the bmw lane then....... huh?
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
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old story
The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)
Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?)
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!
Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!
See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW!
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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I Like corsa's 
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by RichSxi
just what is the bmw lane then....... huh?
Fast lane we hog it...well I do anyway
What BMW did you get then?
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RichSxi
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Registered: 13th Aug 03
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BMW 328i Sport Convertible.... Fully M3 Spec including etc.........etc.....
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by RichSxi
BMW 328i Sport Convertible.... Fully M3 Spec including etc.........etc.....
Very nice........get some pic's up
What colour?
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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bmw drivers are cocks
sell it
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
bmw drivers are cocks
sell it
Thank you......I love cutting people up
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dannycorsa c
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Registered: 8th Mar 03
Location: manchester (astley/tyldesley)
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
bmw drivers are cocks
sell it
why are they cocks? people just get jelous!
328 cab is a fine choice
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RichSxi
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Registered: 13th Aug 03
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I was only joking about corsa's been shit.
I've still got my '02 Sxi 3dr in black - well i sold it to my dad who gave it to my ma.
The corsa can be seen at this page
http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/537777
and my Bmw can be seen at this page
http://www.cardomain.com/id/rich328
[Edited on 18-06-2004 by Adam]
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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im not jealous at all
it happened to 1 of my mates. he had a bmw + drove like a cock. sold it for a veccy sri + drove properly. sold veccy n bought another bmw & became a cock again
i get more bmw drivers trying to race me more than any other car. make me laugh
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Very nice
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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its a realy nice car but dont think you can beat every car going 
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dannycorsa c
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Registered: 8th Mar 03
Location: manchester (astley/tyldesley)
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rich thats a v nice motor! luv bms my bros just got a M roadster!
matt h i recon its sumat to do with the rear wheel drive. i must say when i drive my mam n dads im a different driver wudnt say a cock just luv that rear end action!!
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