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broster
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   19th Jun 04 at 16:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

getting frustrated now! first i lost my front plate on the m6 by birmingham somewhere! i think! second i went ot buy a new fuel filter, had to go to halfords to get it as vauxhall was shut, looked up on their wank charts and found what i wanted had to ask at service desk ok, so they give me on, yes its the right one im told, sorted off i go! get home to fit it, and its the rong one gay! i went in to town to get my dads fathers day gift and some twat decided to hav a carnival, wankers! and to top it off aol has been violated somehow lol
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19th Jun 04 at 16:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dont blame brum!!!!!!!
brum rules!

tis hasnt been ur day has it


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19th Jun 04 at 16:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not so far need to wash m ycar but can tbe arsed as sumink will fall off no doubt!
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19th Jun 04 at 20:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

.... fool!

use fairy liquid on ya car..... it makes ur paint work all nice and soft!


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19th Jun 04 at 21:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ok gav, then i shall polish it with brake fluid
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20th Jun 04 at 11:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah..... and add abit of tar into te mixture


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20th Jun 04 at 23:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Halfords don't list the 1.6 engine let alone 1.4s that have a cc strangely similar to that of a 1.6.

Clever chap behind the counter said the 1.7 TD engine would be the best to go for as it's nearly the same size engine...

numbnuts.

Took a lucky guess with sump plugs and washers only to find at had at least two at home in my "oil filter" section in my garage
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21st Jun 04 at 11:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"oil filter" section lol, you have a section just for filter lol!!! halfords are gay i got angry with them today lol! so mch anger needs releasing! joff help me release it
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I'm not helping you release anything Mr Mark!!

You short shifting yet?
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21st Jun 04 at 16:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i am short shifting like no tomoz dude tis fun a ling ling

 
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