3CorsaMeal
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is ergonomically sound and aesthetically pleasing....
whats yours?
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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mines not gettign any
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lil miss kinky
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chris_uk
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well maybe some
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lil miss kinky
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Location: Sutton-on-Hull, Kingston upon Hull
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PMSL!
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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Has the top chopped off
[Edited on 28-06-2004 by mistdotcom]
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micra_pete
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Registered: 23rd Apr 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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odd looking after the surgeon slipped whilst removing my appedix.
he removed 4 inch, and it took a lot repair to some sort of shape
i have been left with an 9 inch stump.
my missus says its not the size that matters
[Edited on 28-06-2004 by micra_pete]
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chris_uk
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you dont call it pete do you
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chris_uk
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quote: Originally posted by lil miss kinky
PMSL!
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Pablo
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Location: Milton Keynes
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please refer to the u2u
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3CorsaMeal
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vibrio will know the importance of an ergonomic penis
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chris_uk
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vibrio has a penis
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J20PHL
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mines nineteen and a half years old and is starting to rot
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sassyminx
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Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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quote: Originally posted by J20PHL
mines nineteen and a half years old and is starting to rot
thats wots called needin a wash mate
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chris_uk
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J20PHL
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Location: Crowthorne, Berkshire
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isnt that what blow jobs are for. oh dear, think i need a sit down and a long chat with the old man about sex and what a penis is
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vibrio
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mine is large nad thick but beds slightly to the left. I put this down to many years of wanking with my right hand
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Mistamist
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Location: Gillingham, Kent
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
mine is large nad thick but beds slightly to the left. I put this down to many years of wanking with my right hand
Agree, i have this same affliction, i believe it is due to the erosion of erectile tissue on the left hand side. can be cured though, by vast amounts of tally-whacking using the opposite hand.
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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mine bends slightly to the right and smells feighntly of onion
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Mistamist
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quote: Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
mine bends slightly to the right and smells feighntly of onion
Have you been to france lately, they drive on the right and wank with the left, and the girls have onion breath.
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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no, kent
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
no, kent
DAIMO SUCKED YOU OFF THEN
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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sssshhhh. everyone will want it of him....nah he was quite crap really
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