Denman
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Registered: 25th Oct 01
Location: Hull
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A man was speeding down a road and a policeman with a radar gun gets him for it, so the policeman pulls the speeding guy over and says "going a bit fast there wasnt we son?" the guy replys "yeah im late for work" so the cop says "well what is it that you do for work then?" the guy replys "im a rectum stretcher" so the cop stands there and seems very confused and says "a rectum stretcher what do u actually do as a rectum strecher then mate?" the guy states "well what it is, i strech peoples arseholes, i start with 1 finger and then work my way up they spread upto about 6ft when streched!" the cop is very confused by this time and says "well what do you do when you get a 6ft arsehole then?" the guy replys "well u put him in a uniform and stand him on the street with a fucking radar gun"
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bun
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Location: Adel, West Yorkshire
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Jason Iles
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TNM
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Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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leeshez
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