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Author Assaulted part 2
Shelly
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Last week LEG bottled me in the eye.

Today he threw a Breakaway at my head.
SetH
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i think he wants to shoot somethign up your rectal cavity.
PaulW
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He'll be assaulting your ass next
Shelly
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I doubt it
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Last week LEG bottled me in the eye.

Today he threw a Breakaway at my head.



you deserve it really
TNM
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maybe its his way of telling you he fancies you!
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
He'll be assaulting your ass next



that would call for a large invation force
Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
He'll be assaulting your ass next



that would call for a large invation force


just use the same one for your head
Holly C
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16th Jul 04 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Throw the breakaway back at him
ChazSXi
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stab him in the heart with a blunt spade
Shelly
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good idea
ChazSXi
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S1MON
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poke him in the eye....
Predator Corsa
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call the police
wai_sxi
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he jus fancies u!!! its his way of flirting, he will throw something bigger nex time so becareful
R Lee
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like a sofa or sommat?
ChazSXi
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a grand piano
Shelly
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R Lee
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don't say you haven't been warned shelly
ChazSXi
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Predator Corsa
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Shave off his eye brows
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--Dave--
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he drives a Saxo, don't go anywhere near him
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
He'll be assaulting your ass next



that would call for a large invation force


just use the same one for your head



my head is not physically big though shell
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Drive Fast Live Young
call the police



is there a mad man around

[Edited on 16-07-2004 by vibrio]

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