Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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i needed some 4mm clips on site and theres a new apprentice whos just started , so i wrote him a list of what we need , which consists of
box of 100 4mm clips (which is all i needed)
3m of flexable falopian tube
box of sky hooks
a glass hammer
and a box of cli- torases.
i had to bite my tongue while he asked for them i aint laughed that much in a long time.
i was going to ask him to get me some chocolate round squares from shop but he looked a bit pissed off
[Edited on 120102 by Ben]
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Skinner
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Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
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pmsl
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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What a fucking dumbass.
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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who ?
hes braindead , think hes 15 . to top it off when we got back in van he asked me what a skyhook was ,to which i replied its a special hook that clips on to the sky and he went "oh" and stayed quiet
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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The apprentice of course. If I got given a list like that I'd ask the person if they were taking the fucking piss... Not go up to the counter and ask for whats on it
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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next, send him for a new spirit level bubble.
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Ben
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Marc D
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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dont forget long stand
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MikeE
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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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pmsl i never had them tried on me on site as im just like dont think they exist mate
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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quote: Originally posted by Marc D
dont forget long stand
mark i did have this on the list at the bottom , wholesaler guy was goin along with it too
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PainZ
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Registered: 28th Jun 02
Location: Camberley, Surrey - Drives a Black Vectra VXR Esta
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lol i have used a few of them before,
also asked one of my old junior members to go and ask another manager for a long weight for a ladder
the Manager just asked him to wait in the corner and he would get one,
LOL he was there for ages,
also asked somone to go to the ladder section, and get me a Skirting board ladder
they didnt find one
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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few good ones in my place "bein food"
is some frozen chicken lips
box of steam for the coffe machine
and theres others
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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ask him to get u a bucket of steam from the kettle
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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yeah my mate did this the other day to his, he sent him to the electrical wholesalers for a long stand, and they told him to wait in the corner and they would be with him in a bit.
could always ask for skirting board ladders too
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AndyCorsa
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Registered: 24th Oct 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by Shelly
yeah my mate did this the other day to his, he sent him to the electrical wholesalers for a long stand, and they told him to wait in the corner and they would be with him in a bit.
Thats just tight.
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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When I was doing school work experience they asked me to go and find the 'sparks for the grinder'
So I went across to McDees for breakfast and had a fag instead
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Dave
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Registered: 26th Feb 01
Location: Lancs
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The old ones are the best
We had a real dumb lad working for us a bit back and when we sent him to brew up he came back saying there was no milk. We were working in the middle of a field on a barn conversion so we sent him with a cup to go milk one of the cows
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AndyCorsa
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Registered: 24th Oct 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by Kolin
When I was doing school work experience they asked me to go and find the 'sparks for the grinder'
So I went across to McDees for breakfast and had a fag instead
Sparks for the grinder, excellent
When I worked at McDonalds years back we had this new lad start who nobody liked, so we'd send him in the stock room for left handed spatula’s and bags of steam to clean to grills. Daft cnut would go look too! Think he was a bit slow
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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i was sent to get a box of amps and watts.
i went nextdoor and got myself a free cake instead
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Joff
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quote: Originally posted by AndyCorsa
quote: Originally posted by Kolin
When I was doing school work experience they asked me to go and find the 'sparks for the grinder'
So I went across to McDees for breakfast and had a fag instead
Sparks for the grinder, excellent
When I worked at McDonalds years back we had this new lad start who nobody liked, so we'd send him in the stock room for left handed spatula’s and bags of steam to clean to grills. Daft cnut would go look too! Think he was a bit slow
Well he worked at McDonalds... you'd hardly call him a rocket scientist would you!
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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quote: Originally posted by CorsaDave
The old ones are the best
We had a real dumb lad working for us a bit back and when we sent him to brew up he came back saying there was no milk. We were working in the middle of a field on a barn conversion so we sent him with a cup to go milk one of the cows
Dave you should come out again, I miss you
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Darren
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Registered: 21st Apr 02
Location: Hadleigh, Suffolk
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Left Handed Screwdriver
Tartan Paint
Elbow Grease
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Adam
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Registered: 1st May 01
Location: Hurstbourne Tarrant
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long weights and tartan paint are also hard to find
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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you might want to edit adam
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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i'm always winding my lads up, silly bastards never learn
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