michelle
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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Post your best chat up lines here
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Ryan L
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Registered: 4th Mar 03
Location: Essex
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Hi whats your name?
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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I heard you're easy, fancy gettin laid?
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dirtymagician
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Registered: 16th Sep 03
Location: Blackpool, Lancashire
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so what did you have for your tea?
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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I usually when pissed sing a random song
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Excuse me love could you help me, I cant read....what does that say?...S..t..e..l..l..a yeah i'll have one of those please
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
I usually when pissed sing a random song
PMSL I shall b expecting that Saturday I wish to wittness !
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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suck me beautiful
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michelle
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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quote: Originally posted by Kolin
Excuse me love could you help me, I cant read....what does that say?...S..t..e..l..l..a yeah i'll have one of those please
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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I dont think.....well i fucking hope that blokes dont use chat up lines! i dont think i could embarress myself to use a corny line
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by michelle
quote: Originally posted by Kolin
Excuse me love could you help me, I cant read....what does that say?...S..t..e..l..l..a yeah i'll have one of those please
Do you think that would work
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michelle
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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quote: Originally posted by Kolin
quote: Originally posted by michelle
quote: Originally posted by Kolin
Excuse me love could you help me, I cant read....what does that say?...S..t..e..l..l..a yeah i'll have one of those please
Do you think that would work
Wouldn't work on me
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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hey how u doin?
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote: Originally posted by P4UL
quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
I usually when pissed sing a random song
PMSL I shall b expecting that Saturday I wish to wittness !
It will be done
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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hi im a farmer may i combine on your harvester
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote: Originally posted by Nismo
hi im a farmer may i combine on your harvester
How about... "This is Betsy, now pay attention as I shoot my load"
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote: Originally posted by Nismo
hi im a farmer may i combine on your harvester
You ever seen my 12 bore
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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Do you want to ride my pony!?
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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im Farmer Nemo wanna be my cow
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stuyw
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Registered: 15th May 02
Location: North West Drives: Rev3 MR2 Turbo
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have u seen them shores?
wot shores?
oh thanks , i'll have a stella
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Fancy coming bak to mine for pizza and chips?
"no"
Why dont u like pizza
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Karen
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Registered: 9th Jul 03
Location: Edinburgh
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quote: Originally posted by P4UL
Fancy coming bak to mine for pizza and chips?
"no"
Why dont u like pizza
Yes Id say that 2 u as I dont like Pizza anyway
[Edited on 27-07-2004 by foxy lady]
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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mk4_astra
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: aylesbury,bucks
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let me lick your pissflaps
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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is that a mirror in your pocket? coz i can see myself in your pants 2nite..
so its true.. not all angels have wings.
did it hurt?
'did wat hurt'
when you fell from heaven...
i cant think of anymore. and i dont use these n e way.
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