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Ojc
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Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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2nd Aug 04 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Grip my biscuits, it's turd on toast outside and that means the well smelled Gary is touching cloth.

Vauxhall Tigra: Sweet grease from the Futon, fat hamster, sturdy grunting, folds the helmet like a pointy gay. Smell me.

Mercedes SLK: The pointy gay made the hard helmet, grunts like a bitch, smells of cheese, please don't sneeze in my hair. Tasty.

Ford StreetKa: The flap bastard Cat is a firmly spurter. Smack the helmet, flimsy bristols, grasp the handles, try not to fart in the back bedroom. Crispy.

Mini Cabriolet: All Garys clasp the Mimsy and this will parp in your hands. Strange gristle, someone's panties, this appears to be oily residue. Minty.

[Edited on 02-08-2004 by Ojc]
TNM
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Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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2nd Aug 04 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what?
M16KE B
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Eh?
purple_corsa_gls
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Ojc
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Good ain't they
ed
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2nd Aug 04 at 14:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No.
Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed
I'm a cunt


Indeed.
ed
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2nd Aug 04 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good one.
Ojc
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I would have thought you had a sense of humour driving the car you drive?
ed
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No need to ge jelous, just cos it's gonna be faster than yours.
M16KE B
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I would have thought you had a sense of humour driving the car you drive?


Harsh! but rather funny.
Ojc
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed
No need to ge jelous, just cos it's gonna be faster than yours.


Yes, I am jealous.

Sorry.
ed
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Ojc
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is Lee fitting your engine? Or are you gonna do a Snowy and let him buy all the bits then turn around and leave him in the lurch with a big bill?

[Edited on 02-08-2004 by Ojc]
Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i love u babe
ed
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No, some of us have the mental capacity to be able to buy an engine, re-build it, tune it and fit it ourselves.
Ojc
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed
No, some of us have the mental capacity to be able to buy an engine, re-build it, tune it and fit it ourselves.


Yes, I bet you do.

You are so clever. I wish I was you.
purple_corsa_gls
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GSiSteve
quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed
No, some of us have the mental capacity to be able to buy an engine, re-build it, tune it and fit it ourselves.


going by your motor, you must still be learning to add up?


Ojc
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ed
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Steve
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did sum1 say summit funny
ed
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No, not really.
purple_corsa_gls
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed
No, not really.


Sense of humour.......
TNM
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed
No,but im a homo and every one is this thread is taking the piss out of me.


Never mind
ed
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2nd Aug 04 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes, people are trying to take the piss outa me. But really, you are all so un-creative. Calling me a homo, taking the piss outa my car. On an internet forum. Oh shit, i'm gonna go slash my wrists now, i'm so hurt.

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