Shelly
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day resting.
He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've
made" said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is
it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, " and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing
down to different parts of the world, "For example, North America will
be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to
be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.
Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a
continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in
ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of
land and asked, "What's that?" "Ah,"said God.
"That's the north of England, the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful people, seven great cities in Yorkshire alone, and many
impressive towns, it is the home of the world's finest artists,
musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from North England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely,
"Wait till you see the set of wankers I'm putting down South !!"
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Pablo
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pffffffffffffffffft
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BigSte
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 true dat
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leeshez
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Ya can,t say that 
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ross23
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Robbo
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Old and bullshit 
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Shelly
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look at em all getting touchy
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Pablo
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Shut up 
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Shelly
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i wish i was one 
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Shut up
make me 
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Ditch
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that story has been changed around, it used to be Southern England that was great... and the northerners who were retarded!
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ditch
that story has been changed around, it used to be Southern England that was great... and the northerners who were retarded!
So like in real life then?
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sxi16vjoe
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Fooking northern monkehs
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BigSte
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southern feckin fairies
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leeshez
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quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
Fooking northern monkehs
PGTF 
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Ditch
that story has been changed around, it used to be Southern England that was great... and the northerners who were retarded!
So like in real life then?
its not retarded anyways, its called "Lack of education" 
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sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by BigSte
southern feckin fairies
MONKEH!!!
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Thoday
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Ditch
that story has been changed around, it used to be Southern England that was great... and the northerners who were retarded!
So like in real life then?
so true..
but nicer women up north IMO
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by cheakycharlie
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Ditch
that story has been changed around, it used to be Southern England that was great... and the northerners who were retarded!
So like in real life then?
so true..
but nicer women up north IMO
aye, i agree with that. North lass's seem to be up for a laugh, wheres as the lass's down here expect you buy them a fancy dinner and expensive gifts before you get ya todger wet
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Thoday
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aye well stuck up to
find irish and scottish lasses same as northerners (yes i no they are northern but story says northern english people!)
dont know about the welsh though
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Ditch
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Ditch
that story has been changed around, it used to be Southern England that was great... and the northerners who were retarded!
So like in real life then?
very much so
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