Tom J
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, That's interesting, i'm a woman. Wow just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days"
Flattered the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune"
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement , opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, aren't you having any? The woman replies, No I think I will just waite for the Police to arrive.
Moral of the Story?
Women are clever bitches
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OGX
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What a good ideal! Going to keep a bottle in my car!
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--Dave--
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if a woman did this to me I would have to smash the bottle over her head repeatedly until she begged for mercy.
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CorsaLad16v
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 i'd force it down her neck too if she did that to me
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BigSte
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Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
i'd force it down her neck too if she did that to me
Yes I'd force it down her neck, I'd also make her drink the alcohol as well 
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--Dave--
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LMFAO!
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Jason Iles
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I would sit her back in the car and set fire to it
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MoNkEy MaGiC
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i reckon the man would laugh in her face coz, in theory, if the police got their in the next "10-15 minutes" and breathalysed the man he would be FINE adn under the limit...
....because it takes 40-60minutes before the alcohol is actually in your blood system and for the breathalyser to register any excess alcohol, however this varies depending on if your a man or women and if you have had a big meal and your overall body mass, so 40-60 mins is a guidline 
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Red_SXi
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I'd rape her
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TNM
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Originally posted by Red_Sxi
I'd rape her
Todd?
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Pablo
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PMSL Clever bitch glad they aint all like that !
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3CorsaMeal
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hit her round the head with a hammer
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Red_SXi
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Red_Sxi
I'd rape her
Todd?
Yesh?
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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i`d smash the bottle and fcuk her with it.
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