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Antz
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26th Aug 04 at 00:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what's the worst thing you've ever done when been drunk?

I just got pulled across a car park in a shopping trolly by a car.... the trolly tipped at about 30 mph and I slid across the ground for about 30 meters!!!

I ripped my jean an t-shirt, and I have got a massive cut on my arm, hands are all fucked and I think I've broken my thumb!!!... and Chris_uk won't take me to the hospital!!!!!!

I hurt all over

Don't do it
Icy
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26th Aug 04 at 00:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nutter!!!!
Antz
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26th Aug 04 at 00:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

didn't cry though I'm well impressed lol

[Edited on 26-08-2004 by Ant D]
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26th Aug 04 at 00:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not even make ur eyes water?
Antz
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26th Aug 04 at 00:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nope, not till **rach**'s mum's boyfriend stuck it in ice, then boiling water, then started touching it asking if it hurt!!!!
Icy
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26th Aug 04 at 00:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so u did
ya woman
Antz
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26th Aug 04 at 00:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

it wasn't the fact that i'd just been dragged accross a car park that hurt, it was the temperature of the bloody water!!!! lol

I'll get a pic of my arm, hold on!!

[Edited on 26-08-2004 by Ant D]
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26th Aug 04 at 00:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's worse than it looks

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26th Aug 04 at 01:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tried getting out of a moving car cos i thought it had stoped, fell straight out and it ran over my hand. Couldnt move my hand for about 2 weeks but didnt want to go to the hospital
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26th Aug 04 at 01:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Got in the bath with all my clothes on and turned the tap on
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Rung my mum at 2 30am afer a saturday night out, telling her that i was coming to her house to take the dogs for a walk
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Rollerbladingat 4am round town with an exgf and a mate when i was 18, we were so wreckex k i think ive told enough now... LMAO
Icy
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26th Aug 04 at 01:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


iv jumped out a bus before, made me run n tripped skidded on my knees before rollin over
hole on my school trousers and bus load of ppl laughin
Antz
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26th Aug 04 at 01:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nice to see that you live up to your name lol!!!!

Mines gotta be the worse thing!!!!

**Rach** had no time for me though, I went to her house to clean up and she was like, huh, I'm tired, I'm off to bed, surves you right, it was her mum that got me sorted... and gave me vodka and tonic... what a nice lady LOL
Antz
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26th Aug 04 at 01:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

right, hopefuly my arm wont feel as broken when I wake up, night night all
Icy
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26th Aug 04 at 01:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

itd be all swollen up
niters
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26th Aug 04 at 01:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

after a drunken night out i woke up in sum1's bath, not knowing where the fuck i was, noticed my trousers had disapeared.. .. so i got a towel n wrapped it round me, went downstairs to be confronted by a lass cookin breakfast lol i was like "did we?" n she said "no" but u fell down in a puddle n u were soaked so i brought u to my house n got u freshened up

cudnt remember a thing lol got home n every1 had a go at me coz i didnt come home
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26th Aug 04 at 01:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

:lol; she was lyin!!!
cookin u breakky
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26th Aug 04 at 01:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i enjoyed those bacon sandwiches with my hangover :sick.. bleugh.... Bleughhhhhh:
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26th Aug 04 at 01:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Only one thing really to say.

Reading festival:

Naked runs. Followed by naked press ups in the mud till your willy touched the floor

Antz
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26th Aug 04 at 09:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

OK people, I'm awake, with 1 bit of advice... DON'T DO IT!! It hurts so much today!!!! My arm looks like raw meat and my thumb feels all fucked, I can hardly move it!!
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26th Aug 04 at 09:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ok and now the truth!!

westside corsa got teh record or 42mph sat on a shopping trolly being pulled by a 1.6...

he went straight into the bush head first...

ant.. well did it in toms 1.0 got 2 20mph and it tipped up.. he slip for about 2 metres..

slight exageration there m8..



was funny to watch tho!

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26th Aug 04 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Chased a cat, jumped a balcony and fcuked both my ankles in faliraki Last year
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26th Aug 04 at 09:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Kicked one of my trainers onto the roof of my old local HSBC branch on my 18th birthday (luckily it fell off eventually) and then DRANK some poppers later that same night
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I remember being blitzed at my exlasses house and her Mam and her found me sleep walking at the top of the staircase pissing all over the steps.

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