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The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are
THE dwarfs, they are
ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are
there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
for a moment and
answers,
No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around
and
gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf
nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and
then answers, "No,
Dopey,
there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all the
other dwarfs burst
into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and
silences them with an
angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are
there ANY dwarf
nuns anywhere in the world?", "I'm sorry, my son,
there are no dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and
laughing, pounding the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
chanting, "Dopey
screwed a penguin!... Dopey screwed a penguin!"
[Edited on 06-09-2004 by turbodreams]
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