leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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>A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
> >gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.
When
> he
> >arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
closer
> to
> >hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
> >
> >"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
> hands.
> >"Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to
> speak
> >to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his
> hair.
> >"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I
can
> do?"
> >
> >"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
slyly
> >popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to
suck
>
> >them gently.
> >
> >What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him,"
she
> >whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.
>
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