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Scottydoo
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   25th Oct 04 at 11:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have the weekend squits

How the fuck is everybody
--Dave--
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25th Oct 04 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have the shits also, been twice already today
Nismo
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25th Oct 04 at 11:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes i sent the whole company a bitch email as i came in to find some chump had been using my machine durring nights and lef it in such a state plus theres half eaten food in my keyboard

Told the manager im not working untill its cleaned up.
Scottydoo
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25th Oct 04 at 11:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I went 8 times last night twice this morning and 3 times today at work

My ass is on fire
--Dave--
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25th Oct 04 at 11:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fetch the engine, fetch the engine

FIRE FIRE! FIRE FIRE!
sassyminx
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25th Oct 04 at 11:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i never go to the toilet im tryin to get an appointment at docs cos im run down to feck cant bloody get through, cant go to loo, got shit loads of spots even after drinkin 5 bloody pints of water a day and ive got a splittin headache and keep falling asleep.........hes gunna fuckin love me
3CorsaMeal
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25th Oct 04 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'm munching bourneville chocolate and pretending to work again
--Dave--
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25th Oct 04 at 11:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
poor Sass

I was hoping to get the skirts and arches back for me car at the weekend, no such luck
Scottydoo
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25th Oct 04 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My ass......my ass.......my ass is on fire
purple_corsa_gls
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25th Oct 04 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im dying for a shat, but the decorators are in. I might have to pop the macdonalds at the arnison centre at lunch time
Scottydoo
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25th Oct 04 at 11:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
Im dying for a shat, but the decorators are in. I might have to pop the macdonalds at the arnison centre at lunch time



I thought you were a bloke
goldfish
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25th Oct 04 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Scottydoo
I had up the ass 8 times last night, twice this morning and 3 times today at work

My ass is on fire


yes not a suprise when you refuse to use lube
goldfish
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25th Oct 04 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
Im dying for a shat, but the decorators are in. I might have to pop the macdonalds at the arnison centre at lunch time


why does having your period prevent you from doing a jobby
3CorsaMeal
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25th Oct 04 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i did a jobby and kicked it


never again
Scottydoo
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25th Oct 04 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i did a jobby and kicked it


never again


Drop kick
purple_corsa_gls
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25th Oct 04 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I am a bloke, the real decorators are in, not the painters

They're painting the bogs this morning
Scottydoo
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25th Oct 04 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
I am a bloke, the real decorators are in, not the painters

They're painting the bogs this morning



Hmmmm M'key then, are u sure you havnt got a fanny?

Cos even if the painters are in, its not a problem huh - lalalalalalalalaa
leeshez
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25th Oct 04 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a shit today also
purple_corsa_gls
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25th Oct 04 at 11:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Scottydoo
quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
I am a bloke, the real decorators are in, not the painters

They're painting the bogs this morning



Hmmmm M'key then, are u sure you havnt got a fanny?

Cos even if the painters are in, its not a problem huh - lalalalalalalalaa




I ave also got a fanneh - im a hermaphrodite

When you work in a small office with 5 people, and there is just one toilet, its a bit awkward reaching round the painter bloke for the arse wipe
Tom
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25th Oct 04 at 12:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'm in fukin bulk here what a thread ROFL
ross23
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25th Oct 04 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im also having serious problems here.
i went this morning about half an hour after i got here and ive had a really stinging ring all morning.
i farted about an hour ago and i swear i followed through had to go to the toilet and wipe my ass again, luckily only a bit had come out :/
purple_corsa_gls
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25th Oct 04 at 12:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
HAHA ROFL LMFAO. You sharted
ross23
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25th Oct 04 at 12:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
HAHA ROFL LMFAO. You sharted


yes it would appear so
Scottydoo
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25th Oct 04 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I shat myself once when I was out delivering the papers, someone didnt get there Record magazine that week
purple_corsa_gls
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25th Oct 04 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
....only in scotland

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