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Smiffie
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   3rd Nov 04 at 14:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
because she had no arms
Dean_H
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what do you call a camel with 3 humps?

humphrey

What do you call a man with a bird on his head?

cliff

etc etc etc
Meat-Pie-SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
because she had no arms


just picturing it! cruel i know!!
Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by Meat-Pie-SRI
quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
because she had no arms


just picturing it! cruel i know!!


cruel bastard
michelle
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what has 2 legs and bleeds?
half a dog

whats silver and red and bangs into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes

sick i know.
J da Silva
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What's brown and sticky?


A stick
stevegreetham
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what do you call a man with a spade on his head?


Dug



What do you call a man without a spade on his head?


Dugless
Scotty_B
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Whats black and white and read all over?


A newspaper.
Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
What's brown and sticky?


A stick


i bet when ppl have a shit afer anal sex that is brown and sticky
Scotty_B
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Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.




Doctor: Pull yourself together.
CorsAsh
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Whats blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with slashed arm bands...

Whats worse than a baby in a bin?

A baby in ten bins.

Whats cold and blue and fucks up old people?

Hypothermia

etc etc...
Scotty_B
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Why did Osama Bin Laden shoot his wife?



Cause when he pulled her panties down he saw bush.
Ally
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what do you call a group of pakis in a swimming pool

coco pops


Scotty_B
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What do you call a pakistani thats had a bath?



Asif.

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What do you call a pakistani karaoke champion?



Getup To Sing

[Edited on 03-11-2004 by CorSRi_BT]
Jason Iles
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You rasist cunts
corsa5dr
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
what do you call a group of pakis in a swimming pool

coco pops






I Aint racist but that just created a funny image in my head

[Edited on 03-11-2004 by corsa5dr]
Smiffie
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yeah racism isnt funny






















J da Silva
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It's not actually racist if you read it properly, he's saying one doesn't get a bath and the other has a name resembling a karaoke situation. Nothing Nationality intimmidating at all.
Ren
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
It's not actually racist if you read it properly, he's saying one doesn't get a bath and the other has a name resembling a karaoke situation. Nothing Nationality intimmidating at all.


The joke is saying pakistanis dont wash, so when one does wash "asif = as if"
PaulW
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how do you confuse an ethopian??




put them in a round room & tell them there dinner is in the corner
Graham
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following on from the baby ones

whats green and orange and sits at the bottom of the pool?


same baby three weeks later

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whats 2ft tall, 6ft long and cant go round corners?




baby with a javalin thru its head
--Dave--
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3rd Nov 04 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
another baby one...

What's cold and blue and fucks up parents?



Cot death
PaulW
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why did the monkey fall out of the tree...







cos it was dead
CorsAsh
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Whats orange and red and floats on a swimming pool?

A slashed baby wearin armbands.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle eating its way out.
--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle eating its way out.


WTF!!!

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