leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father
> said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
£180,000
> and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The
> next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door
with a
> suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick
told
> him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell
mum you
> were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was
coming
> too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an
£180,000
> mortgage and no f ** king bike!"
>
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