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--Dave--
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4th Nov 04 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you go for a piss and it comes out in 2 different directions

I've made a mess of the floor now Good job we got cleaners!
Marc
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4th Nov 04 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i hate this
Siberia
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4th Nov 04 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i bet its al over your hand and the leg of yer trousers.....
--Dave--
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got some on my shoes I'll let the dog lick it off when I get home
--Dave--
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4th Nov 04 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
from now on I'm sitting down when I weewee
PaulW
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4th Nov 04 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i been sittin while pissin for ages now as always got pissed off with it
--Dave--
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4th Nov 04 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it's only just recently this has happened, maybe I've got fromage in my japseye
Tom
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4th Nov 04 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
R u all going for a piss with a stonka on or sumthin

Maybne it's something to do with the weather
--Dave--
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4th Nov 04 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@ stonka

J da Silva
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4th Nov 04 at 17:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Maybe your foreskin doesn't completely go over your bellend........
mike_1.2LS96
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4th Nov 04 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I hate it when you go for a no.2 and it spashes
PaulW
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quote:
Originally posted by mike_1.2LS96
I hate it when you go for a no.2 and it spashes


put a few sheets of bog roll down the loo first - soon stops it


only problem then it makes a wet splodging noise
J da Silva
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I hate it when your banging a random bird from behind, and her bottom smells of poo!
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
I hate it when your banging a random bird from behind, and her bottom smells of poo!



i hate it when a womans fanny smells i cant stand the smell taste of a clean one either...makes feel like hurling
J da Silva
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4th Nov 04 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or when she shaved her pussy and the hairs are just growing back.
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Or when she shaved her pussy and the hairs are just growing back.


awwwww...thats bad :lol

or you find that a good looking lass has a big f'off hairy badger..ugh !
J da Silva
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I like a bit of gruff though, feels nice when your balls touch it.
ScottyBrum
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4th Nov 04 at 18:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Or when she shaved her pussy and the hairs are just growing back.
Or if you're licking away and a baby pops out
Dom
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4th Nov 04 at 18:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ScottyBrum
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Or when she shaved her pussy and the hairs are just growing back.
Or if you're licking away and a baby pops out




someone i knew back in the days of school, started going out with this lass and he went down on her, slipped her a few fingers and pulled out a used jonny from when she was last at it a few weeks before hand

but yes, abit of fur is nice against ur balls, but when ya going down its just ROUGH !
mike_1.2LS96
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4th Nov 04 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ever heard the expression double kit kat?
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by mike_1.2LS96
ever heard the expression double kit kat?


two asians in a sleeping bag?
LukeGSi
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quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan
quote:
Originally posted by mike_1.2LS96
ever heard the expression double kit kat?


two asians in a sleeping bag?


PMSL
Ben
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4th Nov 04 at 19:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL

i go through stages of what i like on a bird.


worst was a south african i shagged in magaluf , i had to clamber through that fucker , and i did her bear back Awwwwww makes me sick thinking about that now the dirttttty whore
AndyCorsaC
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or when a lass fanny farts i find it funny
infinitycorsa
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4th Nov 04 at 19:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You sick boys

(goes and finds his coat)

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