SetH
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wanking???
I remember when i was a teenager i was jacking of to fat porn in my bedroom. My dog used to come in and just fall asleep on my bed, minding his own business he didnt mind that i was salami slapping.
Anyway one day my mum comes in without knocking, so i whip my trousers up really quickly, standing there with my belt and zip undone.
She says "you know, you can get aids from dogs", I was like OMFG WTF twisted bitch, what a thing to say! I was 14 atm, really fucked me up hearing that
And no i never bummed my dog, i tried once but he was too tight.
So whos been caught wanking then?
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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maybe....
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CraigyG
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Almost got caught when i was like 14 just pulled the covers up really quick
[Edited on 19-11-2004 by CraigyG]
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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almost by mum and dad, luckly unde rthe covers
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waynep
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Registered: 20th Apr 02
Location: london
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left some pornos in the bathrooms once thats all
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Red_SXi
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Yep
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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walked in on my mate shlopping away to some lesbo filth, he just nodded and carried on.
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SetH
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lmao
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LukeGSi
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quote: Originally posted by mistdotcom
walked in on my mate shlopping away to some lesbo filth, he just nodded and carried on.
Legend.
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jr
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Ojc
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Never been caught, amazing.
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--Dave--
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yesh
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by Ojc
Never been caught, amazing.
u must be good at it
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
wanking???
I remember when i was a teenager i was jacking of to fat porn in my bedroom. My dog used to come in and just fall asleep on my bed, minding his own business he didnt mind that i was salami slapping.
Anyway one day my mum comes in without knocking, so i whip my trousers up really quickly, standing there with my belt and zip undone.
She says "you know, you can get aids from dogs", I was like OMFG WTF twisted bitch, what a thing to say! I was 14 atm, really fucked me up hearing that
And no i never bummed my dog, i tried once but he was too tight.
So whos been caught wanking then?
had a quick one in the morning but had no tissue so used the T-shirt I slept in. it had not dried byt he time Lynne did the washing. she smelt it and said the wet patch on my T-shirt smelt like spunk
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
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almost got caught naked having sex in the living rroom.
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johns purple beast
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Registered: 7th Nov 03
Location: herts
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never been caught wankin but shagging loads of times
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Voyto
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Stafford
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mum came into my room once while my trousers were round my ankles. i just dived onto the floor (kevin and perry style) and said im getting changed while my bare arse was in the air. Hurt that did!
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ljames555
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fucking hell ^ PMSL !!! can picture that
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Smiffie
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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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nope never been caught, id best not have ninxed myself now
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leni
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The first time I ever "played" with myself properly I was in the bath aged about 13!
The next day I started bleeding and I was shit sceard that I'd messed summot up inside, until I relised it was my first period
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sassyminx
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fpmsl @ leni..... ive never been caught doing things to myself or having sex..... but i have sent my dad a really rude text by accident!
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Smiffie
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quote: Originally posted by leni
The first time I ever "played" with myself properly I was in the bath aged about 13!
The next day I started bleeding and I was shit sceard that I'd messed summot up inside, until I relised it was my first period
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langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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never been caught kncoking one off, but my mum alwyas tells me to stop blowing my nose on my boxers
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Dav
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Registered: 23rd Jul 02
Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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Never caught wanking but been caught shagging a few times
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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never been caught wanking, thats what i have a lock on my door, been caught shagging though
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