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Author Nursery Rhymes
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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24th Nov 04 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
> Mary had a little skirt
> with splits right up the sides
> and every time that Mary walked
> the boys could see her Thighs
> Mary had another skirt
> twas split right up the front
> ....but she didn't wear that one very often
>
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> Her father shot it dead.
> Now it goes to school with her,
> between two chunks of bread.
>
>
> Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
> Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
> What have you got there?
> Said the Pieman unto Simon,
> Pies, you dickhead.
>
>
> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
> All the kings horses and all the kings men,
> said "F*** him, He's only an egg.
>
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> It ran into a pylon.
> 10,000 volts went up it's ass
> and turned it's wool to nylon
>
>
>
> Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
> kissed the girls and made them cry.
> When the boys came out to play,
> He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
>
>
>
> Jack and Jill
> Went up the hill
> to have some hanky panky.
> Silly Jill forgot her pill
> And now there's little Franky.
>
>
>
> Old Mother Hubbard
> Went to the cupboard
> to fetch her poor dog a bone.
> When she bent over
> Rover took over,
> And gave her a bone of his own.
>
>
>
> Little Boy Blew.
> Hey. He needed the money.
Robbo
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24th Nov 04 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
littlemisscorsa!
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Registered: 16th Feb 04
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24th Nov 04 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
jack and jill went up a hill
for jack to lick jill's fanny
jack went down
came up with a frown
coz jill's a f**king tranny.
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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24th Nov 04 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
U have ruined my post
littlemisscorsa!
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24th Nov 04 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
U have ruined my post


SteveW
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24th Nov 04 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
very nice Sir Paulo

hows you me ol mucker ?

 
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