leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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I might have been posted before but here goes Enjoy
Bless me Father, for I have sinned...I have been with a loose
woman."
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>> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
>> "Yes, Father, it is."
>> "And, who was the woman you were with?"
>> "Sure I can't be tellin' you, Father... I don't want to ruin her
>> reputation."
>>
>> "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as
well
>> tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
>>
>> "I cannot say."
>>
>> "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
>>
>> "I'll never tell."
>>
>> "Was it Liz Shannon?"
>>
>> "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
>>
>> "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
>>
>> "My lips are sealed."
>>
>> "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
>>
>> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>>
>> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
>> Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned...and you must
atone.
>> You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you
now."
>>
>> Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and
whispers,
>> "What'd you get?"
>>
>> "Three month's vacation and five good leads."
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