Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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copied from a well known website for all yout boob and flang needs
From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breath-analyser equipment must be broken.
I doubt it, said the man, tonight I'm the designated decoy.
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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 great
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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heard it before 
but still funny
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
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ha ha thats a typical thing the ozzys would do!!
[Edited on 06-12-2004 by bradfincham]
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Good
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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old but funny.
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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Quality
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