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Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 02:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
some one just tried opening my house door, i went outside but cant see no one, better get my baseball bat at the ready .

wonder if some pikeys wanting to pinch my xmas socks
Woollard
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26th Dec 04 at 03:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
call the police, everyone else has tonight you fuckers!! I pay your wages shit etc...fuck off i pay them too. As you can probably tell i am venting my anger att. nice thread by the way, cosey
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
take a seat mate
corsa_fella
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26th Dec 04 at 03:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i beat a car thief earlier,went shopping at blue water and come back to my mates car a misti fto gpx(fcukin lovely motor,tastefully modded,shes been a feature car the lot) to find a theiving lil twat with his head in window raiding the car,even though the alarm was screaming for help,no one was around!!!!!!
he got me on the floor and drove off but we managed to catch him as he was all over the gaff(and druiving a saxo:boggle
me mate lost the his temper and battered him,so we gave him a slap locked him in his car drove off and called the police reported the theft,what the bloke didnt realise is that my mate had delibrately dropped his blockbuster membership card in his car,and he told the police that he got away from his wallet!!!
so he got a slap and knicked as we craftely watched from way opposite the road tucked away!!!
serves him right
seeing as the plod will probally realease him in the morning!!!

bastards,how can they do that on xmas day!!! makes me laugh ya know!!!
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
please dont tell me you are a copper
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whooooooooo thats too much to read at this time

woolard -read it for me and tell me in 1 line what it says
corsa_fella
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26th Dec 04 at 03:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no course im not!!!!
although i was proud of the boys in blue tonight,did me proud ,they were really manhandling the chavvy lil cnut!!!
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sorry that was meant for well hard

mwah

xxx
corsa_fella
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26th Dec 04 at 03:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mwah ,have u hopped on the rong bus pal
Ben
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corsa_fella
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26th Dec 04 at 03:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
joking ive been to yorkshire for 2 weeks and only saw one gay and he got a kicking from some hardcore northeners
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i am the only gay in this village
Woollard
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26th Dec 04 at 03:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i am not a pig no, i just work for them and tell tehm where shits happening and send em there etc, shit like that.

What animal has a cunt halfway up its back??
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a police horse?
Woollard
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26th Dec 04 at 03:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no, the albino crab, fucking weird aint it
Woollard
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26th Dec 04 at 03:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh and corsa fella said his mate beat the fuck out of a thieving pikey chav and got HIM arrested
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
no, the albino crab, fucking weird aint it




where can i find one? i want one as a pet
Woollard
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26th Dec 04 at 03:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
an albino crab shop, they normally have them in.
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
are they still on sale at £6.99
?
Woollard
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26th Dec 04 at 03:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they are now £22.50 cos most of them have gone to the bohama's to get sun burnt and spy on the red crabs too see what weapons of mass destruction they have
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
will they give me 10% student discount off that?
Woollard
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26th Dec 04 at 03:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if your a student the crabs will come for free as they like to get pissed, but you have to take them clubbing so they can crab walk on the dance floor. Its brilliant,they get everyone lined up and everything
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do they do the conga?
Woollard
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26th Dec 04 at 03:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no but they do like to pinch the ladies bums
Ben
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26th Dec 04 at 03:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pfftt , i want one that does the conga

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