Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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As some of you know I work in a phone shop and everyday we get shedloads of geeky school kids coming in & looking etc..
Earlier on I was stood around txtin our saturday lass (  ) & my phone msg tone kept going off whilst I was typin. This happened about 4 times & when I had finished txtin I noticed that someone had sent me loads of contacts Via bluetooth. All the contacts were stuff like "I can see you" & "turn your bluetooth off!" & "you have an S700i" etc. I just ignored them & carried on as I was.
These messages carried on coming through for about 35-40 mins all saying similar things & it was starting to piss me off cos I was trying to write txts. The shop started to get busy & full of customers & I was busy but these contacts kept coming through. 
I finished serving my customer & the next person in the que(who has been waiting about 10-15 mins) was a youngish looking lad about 15yrs old.......
Me - "yes mate?"
Him - "Hi, have you turned your bluetooth off on your S700 yet?"
Me - "What?"
Him - "I said have you turned your bluetooth off on your S700 yet?"
Me - "No. Why?"
Him - "Did you get the messages I sent you?"
Me - "Yes."
Him - "They were funny weren't they?" (at this point he starts giggling)
Me - "No, not really. They were quite sad in fact."
Him - "Its dead funny I think"
Me - "So you think doing this is amusing?"
Him - "Yeah"
Me - "And you've just spent nearly an hour doing this?"
Him - "................."
Then I just looked at him in a sort of way as to say "You are pathetic" and then I said......
"Have you ever kissed a girl?" 
At this point everyone else in the que behind him (roughly 10 people) burst out laughing as they had been listening in on our little conversation.
He then just sort of muttered something as I dont think he knew what to say
My final words to him before he left were "I think its time to go & find a girlfriend......."
Might teach the sad little fucker to do something more intersting on bank holidays in future
[Edited on 04-01-2005 by Matt H]
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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I Spend all day Bluetoothing the poor people in the offices above me random dead celebraties phone numbers
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Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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that'll teach the little fucker...
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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I bluetoothed a piccy of my pint in the pub last night.He looked at me and told his mate so i drank up and left
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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geeky wee bastard wont try that for a while
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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my bluetooth name is cottager.
just thought i'd share that with you lol now if you come within 10metres of me u know its me 
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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BTW the "have you ever kissed a girl?" line is from the episode of phoenix nights
(the one with robot wars in it)
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p
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Registered: 20th Apr 04
Location: England
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if my bluetooth is on in college, i get all video messages, like people getin robbed up on trains, and peopl getin slapped. sum of its funny. but out of order.
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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don't have bluetooth.....sounds like a pain
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jamesw
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Registered: 28th Jun 02
Location: Station Town, County Durham
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always thought you needed to bond with a pin before you could do anything over bluetooth 
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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not on everything
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Ryan L
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Registered: 4th Mar 03
Location: Essex
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i always have it on and get some weird stuff sometimes
got a picture of dick tracey once
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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and pin is always 0000
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Ryan L
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Registered: 4th Mar 03
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by jamesw
always thought you needed to bond with a pin before you could do anything over bluetooth
thats for paired devices mate
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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just seen this fool walking past & I laughed at him
He didn't look impressed
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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Bet he thought he was well original and cool... Blue tooth pranks are so old now - bet he thought he was the only one who had figured it out and you working in a phone shop would be amazed 
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Natalie and I each bluejacked some1 in the pub the other day 
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