Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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My girlfriend saw one of these when we were driving to lakeside.
And she said wow look at that car, i followed by, yeah nice...
then she said, ah i dont like it look at the shitty wheels  thinking they looked like steelies when it was doing 80mph on the Motor way
they are suppost to be like that love
[Edited on 04-04-2005 by Mikorsa16v]
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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Or the ones like why is that car making funny noises sounds like its sneezing...thats a dump valve dear...
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Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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keep them coming!
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L330wnz
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Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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^^ had that one, she 4t it was me sneezin tho 
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Nismo
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"i dont like them allaroys"
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
"i dont like them allaroys"
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langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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stupid things birds say. my bird said to me, "why has he got 4 engines in his car"
this was while she was looking at the back of mo's car and seen it had 4exhausts and she put 2 and 2 together and got 4 engines LOL.
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L330wnz
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Registered: 9th Mar 04
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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pmsl
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R Lee
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aw bless... some girls do try though 
most of the girls i know don't know jack about cars. only what colour they are
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Mikorsa16v
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
stupid things birds say. my bird said to me, "why has he got 4 engines in his car"
this was while she was looking at the back of mo's car and seen it had 4exhausts and she put 2 and 2 together and got 4 engines LOL.
hahaha
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Mikorsa16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
aw bless... some girls do try though
most of the girls i know don't know jack about cars. only what colour they are
Mine is learning!
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Tim
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I dislike the way girl swoon over MX5s and MGFs -- "wow look at that sports car"...
I'm glad to say my g/f knows her cars damn well 
[Edited on 04-04-2005 by Tim]
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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Know of a woman who tried to do car maintenance, but put oil in the coolant tank and water in the oil filler. Engine didn't last too long. 
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Marc
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You lot must just go out with some right dim birds
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Joff
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"But it's a Skoda"
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Matt H
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Location: South Yorkshire
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I remember once on our school bus we were talking about teachers cars & who's we like best. One of the girls on the bus came out with:
Her - "I like Mrs Bowsteads car"
Me - Which one is that?
Her - "I don't know what its called, I know nothing about cars"
Me - Well what colour is it?
Her - "How should I know, I've just told you I know nothing about cars"
Also when I was at a junction & I asked my Gran who was in the passenger seat if there was any cars coming from her side she said "No, only a little one" Then a mini drove by
[Edited on 04-04-2005 by Matt H]
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Know of a woman who tried to do car maintenance, but put oil in the coolant tank and water in the oil filler. Engine didn't last too long.
O/T one of my brothers tried to top up on oil by trying to pour it down the dipstick flute
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CORSA NUT
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Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
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Can't think of a car one..but..
We were flicking through SKY and landed on Parkinson when he was interviewing Muhamed Ali..
I watched it for about 30 seconds interested as hell...
Then i ask her who he is..
She says...'The white guy?'
I say..'Yeah'
She says..'Dunno'
I say..'What about the black guy?'
She sais....
'I dunno'
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Rob H
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Registered: 28th Oct 00
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quote:
Originally posted by jakethesnake
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Know of a woman who tried to do car maintenance, but put oil in the coolant tank and water in the oil filler. Engine didn't last too long.
O/T one of my brothers tried to top up on oil by trying to pour it down the dipstick flute
, atleast you could see his logic though .
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Mikorsa16v
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Corsa E-Tec
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at PVS me and hanna was watching the 1/4 mile runs
Hanna- why does that guy only have one headlight
Me- to get nice cold air into the engine
Hanna- oh, wow does it keep the tyres pumped up
Me - wetting my self laughing
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Munchie
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pmsl^^^^
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Matt H
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Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
at PVS me and hanna was watching the 1/4 mile runs
Hanna- why does that guy only have one headlight
Me- to get nice cold air into the engine
Hanna- oh, wow does it keep the tyres pumped up
Me - wetting my self laughing
LMAO
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Paul
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Registered: 16th Apr 02
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Granted this ins't car related but funny none the less
My mates girlfriend came out with a cracker when she said:
Single beds just aren't made for two people
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Jake
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