Steve
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The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.
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CorsAsh
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Graham
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i think i just ROFL'd myself
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Brett
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Mattb
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 you be careful doing that, not only may the disturbance in the space-time continuum cause you balls to swell to an unfeasably large size in a matter of seconds (although this can be remedied by use of the spice channel) it may cause a directed bust of anti electrons to be targeted at earth causing untold damage to neon lights everywhere, leaving chavs and people in vegas lost and confused leading to panic, and riots....!!
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Cybermonkey
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mwg
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@ 3CM
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vibrio
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Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.
never tried that but I have used your maws fanny juice to lubricate the inner CV joint
[Edited on 10-08-2005 by vibrio]
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
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Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.
never tried that but I have used your maws fanny juice to lubricate the inner CV joint
[Edited on 10-08-2005 by vibrio]
suprised she was wet tbh
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richard_syko
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Was it like cod liver oil 
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K2 GTi
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lmao!
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a_j_mair
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off day
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Steve
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sorry, i'm quite new here
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Cybermonkey
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Originally posted by a_j_mair
off day
congratulations on making moderator 
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vibrio
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Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
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Originally posted by vibrio
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Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.
never tried that but I have used your maws fanny juice to lubricate the inner CV joint
[Edited on 10-08-2005 by vibrio]
suprised she was wet tbh
your problem is that you don;t give enough foreplay. you can't expect to flick your mums bean for a few seconds and expect her to be suitably moist to take her member. try touching her nipples and maybe gently press her anus before inserting fingers. then think about spooning out her cunt to get the juices
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Jamie
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Your a legend 3CM
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
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Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
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Originally posted by vibrio
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Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.
never tried that but I have used your maws fanny juice to lubricate the inner CV joint
[Edited on 10-08-2005 by vibrio]
suprised she was wet tbh
your problem is that you don;t give enough foreplay. you can't expect to flick your mums bean for a few seconds and expect her to be suitably moist to take her member. try touching her nipples and maybe gently press her anus before inserting fingers. then think about spooning out her cunt to get the juices
nah, is because she use to be a man, so has special cream/oil to make it slippery (not 100% sure what it is as i don't go near it)
can't believe you didn't notice
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M2RTY
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this guy cracks me up LOL (3cm)
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danny-corsa
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did i miss the second part of 3cm's racing story?
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Jamie
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quote:
Originally posted by danny-corsa
did i miss the second part of 3cm's racing story?
Dont think its up yet
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