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Author Its official - Porsche Cayennes are STUPID
Ian
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27th Apr 06 at 00:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://media.putfile.com/Cayenne-Turbo-Offroad

What is the point in this car. Stupid car, stupid owner.
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School runs. It's what the overgrown lump was designed for.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
http://media.putfile.com/Cayenne-Turbo-Offroad

What is the point in this car. Stupid car, stupid owner.


''It's gripped, it's sorted, let's off-road''

''Maybe we'll go round instead eh?''



What a numpty. Trying to get his pseudo off-roader up a sandy hill on road biased tyres. Nobber.
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admittadly he wasnt runnig off road tyre from what i can see
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im at work so cant view the vid, but i dont need to.

They are silly.
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Chelsea taxis (or whatever they are caled)
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Can't see any fookin links in work

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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
http://media.putfile.com/Cayenne-Turbo-Offroad

What is the point in this car. Stupid car, stupid owner.


I'd like the turbo one. large car, lots of room and power. so fast safe and roomy
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not really the tyres you use for off road work TBF and the chump probably has no clue as to how to off road lol
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reminds me of our last santa pod meet
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Chelsea taxis (or whatever they are caled)


Kensington tractor
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Chelsea taxis (or whatever they are caled)
Chelsea Tractors
ed
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
Chelsea taxis (or whatever they are caled)


Kensington tractor
A what
Jambo
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your just jealous i got there first ed
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admittadly he wasnt runnig off road tyre from what i can see


thats exactly what I thought. Looked like low profile road tyres. Hardly gonna grip that well, once caked in mud there's no real grippable surface.

you could see all the 4wd stuff kicking in, giving power to wheels with most grip, but none had any.

still piece of shit.
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
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Originally posted by Jambo
quote:
Originally posted by Jules
Chelsea taxis (or whatever they are caled)


Kensington tractor
A what


Now now ladies put the handbags down!
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i have a mag article on the facelifted turbo being ragged over sand dunes with proper offroad tyres, it was as if the dune wasnt there. amazing
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Originally posted by Adam-D
admittadly he wasnt runnig off road tyre from what i can see


thats exactly what I thought. Looked like low profile road tyres. Hardly gonna grip that well, once caked in mud there's no real grippable surface.

you could see all the 4wd stuff kicking in, giving power to wheels with most grip, but none had any.

still piece of shit.
What I saw was the diffs being set up for road use. If it was a proper off road car then it would have a diff lock and all of the wheels would be turning not just one. Four wheel drive is far more effective than one or two.
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27th Apr 06 at 14:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
iv seen the cayenne attempt to drive offroad, its pants, its one of those cars that tries to be many things but fails miserably at them all
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iv seen the cayenne attempt to drive offroad, its pants, its one of those cars that tries to be many things but fails miserably at them all


does not fail in caining your ass to high heaven in a race though
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considering it has a 911 turbo engine in it, id probably have one round a track, whats the point in it being faster in a straight line? it will never be a supercar, why give it supercar performance? pointless
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yes because most roads in the UK where it is possible to attain high speeds have right angles its faster than you in everyday driving. get over it
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it also costs about 10 times as much i just dont get what the point in one is? yes its faster, but why make a off road vehicle fast? its not even fast and good off road
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I'm at home but the vid aint working

To be fair they're fucking ugly, if you're guna get a 4X4 at least get somethin that looks alright
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Originally posted by ed
What I saw was the diffs being set up for road use. If it was a proper off road car then it would have a diff lock and all of the wheels would be turning not just one. Four wheel drive is far more effective than one or two.


agreed, fugly cars, but underneath they are exactly the same as a touareg, which are extreemly good off road They do have a diff lock, but most people who own them dont know what the hell its used for

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