Ry_B
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Sven has reached the £1 million question on who wants to be a
millionaire.
Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million,
and
Remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please
Take your time.
"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?
"Is it. A, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"Sven
ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm
Not too sure.I'll have to go 50-50."
"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see
What you're left with.
'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."
Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says,
"No, Chris,I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."
So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.
"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."
So Tarrant phones David Beckham.
"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.
I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could
Win £1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."
"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type
Of animal lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
"It's a badger, Boss." says Becks without hesitation.
"You sure, son?" says Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."
"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger
"Final answer, Sven?"
"Final answer, Chris."
"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"
Cue wild celebrations.
Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.
"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be
Taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a
Blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in
a set?"
"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ...........
( SCROLL DOWN YOU'LL LIKE THIS)
"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
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Robin
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Ry_B
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And before anyone says it, it's not going in match day, unless Mav moves it 
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Matt H
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Yawn
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Robin
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should be going in the trash can TBH
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gooner_47
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I can't picture Sven saying "You played a blinder"
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Liam
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i laughed
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gavin18787
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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J da Silva
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Anyone fancy a pint?
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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of semen 
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J da Silva
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Semen is good.
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mav
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quote:
Originally posted by Ry_B
And before anyone says it, it's not going in match day, unless Mav moves it
well i never moved it
and the joke is shite
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Jules
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Beckham heard that Rooney had to have a cortazone injection before he came on against Trinidad and Tobago, he said "Well if he's getting a new car I want one aswell!"
Sorry 
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MR2Mike
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Location: Old Trafford. Drives: MR2 N/A
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yawn, these people who take the piss out of beckham cant have heard joe cole speak ?
[Edited on 20-06-2006 by Mike_Corsa]
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike_Corsa
yawn, these people who take the piss out of beckham cant have heard joe cole speak ?
[Edited on 20-06-2006 by Mike_Corsa]
Crikey lad, it's only a joke.
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MR2Mike
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i no, just saying theres other cockney players who "seem" not to be able to string a sentence together.
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MR2Mike
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the amount of times coley said "erm" in his last interview was amazing. thought it was rooney for a second
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Chris F
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
Semen is good.
Bring Back Semem
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CorsAsh
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Funniest GIF ever!
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gavin18787
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Location: Basildon, Essex
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^^^ finally something funny came out of this thread
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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