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Ry_B
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Been an erm...eventful night...

Went out with my mate, drove round some country lanes and parked up at the canals chilled for a bit then decided to head off home

Anyway on the way back as she isn't 17 till August me being me came up with the bright idea of letting her drive my car in a car park....

So we went to where the UCI cinema used to be round here (before it shut down), massive big square chunk of land..nothing could go wrong

She gets in, stalls a few times but basically gets the idea. I thought she was doing quite well and we were havin a laugh, next thing "SHIT" she hit the fucking wall Only in first gear doing 10mph at first then moved to the advanced 15mph.... she didn't realise that to break you had to push the clutch at the same time anyway apart from the cost on her wallet, the other most painful part is that as we were in a big open square doing like 10mph, I didn't think anything could go wrong.....so I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I went straight into the windscreen and fuck me it hurt, luckily it didn't smash

Seriously, WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!! This thing fucking cained at what 5mph? I'd dread to think what it would be like in a 30/40/50/60/70mph crash

Looks like I'll be needing a new front bumper which she'll kindly be paying for

What a night

PS the rubstrips are fine thanks



[Edited on 20-07-2006 by Ry_B]
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sorry i cant do anything but laugh

Although luckily wasn't faster.

[Edited on 20-07-2006 by LiamD]
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wtf
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edit the spelling Ryan

oh, and that'll teach you for letting a random drive your car when SHE can't drive
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You thought you'd earn some brownie points letting her drive your car and it backfired then?
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She'll always remember her first driving lesson though

Not been back long and Ive gotta migraine surprisingly so juhst rushed that post
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she can joint my club
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as long as she didnt damage your rubstrips or steelies
Jake
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she'll never let you biff her after you raped her wallet.
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he's right you know, you should pay....
Ry_B
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She offered and I'm skint, her dads a rich cooont anyway
Ry_B
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TBH I'm awaiting muppetsports reply
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sorry


Jake
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muppetsport has gone out for cumbrias delicacy. Maccy ds and weed.
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if thats the case, go back out now, and drive into more walls, make sure the damage means its a write off, then send her the bill...
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There's no doubt in my mind you did it because you want sex from her
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You let a 16 year old drive your car and you didn't have your hand on the handbrake?

And

'a massive chunk of land' and you let her hit a wall?

In your car?

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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
You let a 16 year old drive your car and you didn't have your hand on the handbrake?

And

'a massive chunk of land' and you let her hit a wall?

In your car?




These are very good points I had my hand next to the handbrake even when I let my mate who's got a license drive and you didn't see the wall coming? Too busy looking at something else

[Edited on 20-07-2006 by Eckmcmann]
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tbh
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oh yeah.... pics?
Ry_B
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I see the funny side and I'd be pissing myself if it was someone else but still

And no, I said we were 'having a laugh' I really duno how it happened, one minute she was driving, next my head hurt!
Ry_B
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
oh yeah.... pics?


Tomorrow, it's dark now
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oh and how bad was the damage?
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not of the car you mong
Ry_B
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Oh my head its just gotta lump on it, not cut just a big bruisey lump

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