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Registered: 1st Dec 03
Location: Northampton Drives: Pug GTi-6
User status: Offline

15th Jan 07 at 21:27

Trading Standards Officers have ordered the urgent recall of a defective
product found to be faulty and dangerous.

Over the Christmas and New Year period, tests proved the components in
the product called "Chelsea FC" would fall apart when placed under the
smallest amount of pressure. Consumers first experienced problems last
year, when it was noted the product failed to work properly in Europe.
Complaints were made about it malfunctioning and then emitting a
continuous whining noise - usually in Portuguese. At the time the
complaints were ignored.

But when the product started falling apart in Britain over Christmas,
the Trading Standards Authority took action.
A spokesman warned: "We particularly want to stress to parents that,
with Chelsea FC, there is a genuine risk of choking that may end in
tears come May.

Despite assurances from the company behind the product that action was
taken to correct the faulty parts, including abandoning the use of the
highly unpredictable and sub-standard component "roberthuth",
malfunctions have continued. Consumers have been urged to check the
small print carefully for the words "this product may contain traces of
Shevchenko".

If that is the case, buyers of the product are urged to put it back in
its box and return immediately. "Shevchenko" has been known to cause a
severe allergic reaction in many consumers, causing them to shout
involuntarily "You useless Ukrainian t**t and "For f***s sake bring back
Carlton Cole.

Regards
Matt Barnes
Handover Specialist
Transport Department DC Retail Ltd