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willay
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Read this on the train this morning, obviously not believing what my brain was telling me cause it was 05:30 and I was reading about a guy who fucks cars.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html

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MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.



a jetski?

[Edited on 09-03-2007 by willay]
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where would you stick your willy?
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all over it
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obviously in the exhaust pipe Steve everyone knows that.

Not sure about the jetski though. Perhaps he just had a wank whilst lightly petting the leather upholstery and gently squeezing the throttle.
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Anyone remember the pic of the fat guy in basque and stockings with his wang up the exhaust pipe of a Range Rover?

(Not talking about AK)
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no but I find your avatar immensely funny.
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yes Ash that was the very first image that entered my mind
(best wait for the car to cool down tohugh or BACON )
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Excellent news, Mr. Haydon.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
yes Ash that was the very first image that entered my mind
(best wait for the car to cool down tohugh or BACON )


Just hope he sticks to Range Rovers and not Subarus, apparently you can get STIs from them

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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Excellent news, Mr. Haydon.


anyone else find it strange when someone uses your surname to address you?

Just me then
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

Just hope he sticks to Range Rovers and not Subarus, apparently you can get STIs from them





































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oh fuck no
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thats a very small exhaust

I'd need a donky cock to fill my range rover exhaust :/ he must have it customised for fucking
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thats real moddnig.
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[Edited on 09-03-2007 by CorsAsh]
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excellent work.
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This thread is going dooooooooooooown as soon as mav/ian sees this
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That's why I censored the last image. You can see the full uncensored version for only £1.99 a month at http://www.davina17.net/subscribe.php

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HAHAHHAHA Quality ash!!! Jambo, ive had that pic in my garage for about 3 years and posted it up twice before and nobody complained
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this cant be true he must be a retard if it is tbh
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cupra steve?

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