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Mike V8 monster

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28th Mar 07 at 17:04

Choose from these:

Saxo
106
206
Clio
Corsa (older shape)
Nova
Punto (older shape)
MG ZR
Metro GTI
Civic
Polo

I am guessing some French rubbish, but lets see

TomWilly

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28th Mar 07 at 17:06

Saxo/106

James

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28th Mar 07 at 17:07

I hate people that drive MG ZRs and think they are driving a sports car.

Robin

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28th Mar 07 at 17:08

Probably the Rover/MG these days.

rustyarchs

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28th Mar 07 at 17:12

mgzr prob the best looking ones as even the shitiest versions still look not bad!!

base models of all the rest look crap tho so why put them up against a metro gti? imo id pick a gti metro over a 1ltr polo/corsa/punto etc etc so why not put all the sporty models in? or all the base ones

Mike V8 monster

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28th Mar 07 at 17:12

Valid point but I guess at least when they buy it it already had the suspension, steering, brakes and exhaust modded by the experts at MG Sport and Racing that really did prep cars for really rally and racing car outfits alongside the ZR's that were sold through the dealer network. So I guess in a sense out of all of the small cars they are the closest to real racers along side, dare I say it the Clio Williams

Robin

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28th Mar 07 at 17:13

In no way at all is a Clio Williams comparable to an MGZR105

AndyCorsaSport

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28th Mar 07 at 17:14

MG ZR without a doubt.

The people that drive them, omg what cocks they are!! They think there driving a Porsche or something, but they dont understand the little amount of damage it takes to write one off, let alone the shite build quality!

Ian

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28th Mar 07 at 17:14

Small engine, aftermarket wheels that don't fit, not lowered, neons, shopping list on the door, binbag window tints, boomerang steering wheel and white dials. That could be any on your list tbh.

[Edited on 28-03-2007 by Ian]

Mike V8 monster

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28th Mar 07 at 17:14

quote:
Originally posted by rustyarchs
mgzr prob the best looking ones as even the shitiest versions still look not bad!!

base models of all the rest look crap tho so why put them up against a metro gti? imo id pick a gti metro over a 1ltr polo/corsa/punto etc etc so why not put all the sporty models in? or all the base ones

Probably because they are the only ones I see modded, so for arguments sake, lets change it to a standard Metro

sam-smith

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28th Mar 07 at 17:16

its gone from nova to corsa to rover 200 i think

Mike V8 monster

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28th Mar 07 at 17:21

quote:
Originally posted by AndyCorsaSport
MG ZR without a doubt.

The people that drive them, omg what cocks they are!! They think there driving a Porsche or something, but they dont understand the little amount of damage it takes to write one off, let alone the shite build quality!

Come on though a standard ZR would kill a Corsa around a windy road, fair enough it's already had it's handling and steering set up by MG S & R, but that was the whole point of them. Yes they are chaved up already, but does that make them the ultimate chav mobile? I think it more like the car that aftermarket get lexus style rear lights every bit of plastic body kit known to man, base subs, no fear stickers, 'bad boy' bonnets (the name says it all) I think that award should go to the Saxo!

Ian

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28th Mar 07 at 17:23

Saxos get away with it because VTRs are cheap enough and they look OK.

The normal ones with three wheel nuts you don't see so much these days.

Mike V8 monster

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28th Mar 07 at 17:23

I forgot about the Rover 200 what about the Tomcat coupe load of those chaved up too

rustyarchs

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28th Mar 07 at 17:26

coupes not really a small car tho

Tas

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28th Mar 07 at 17:28

i shouldnt reall comment cos i will jus get bullied but i notice alot of corsa c's sxi with young lads in thinking they are the fastest ever

Nismo

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28th Mar 07 at 17:30

All of them can look like chav tat once they roll out of ripspeed

rustyarchs

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28th Mar 07 at 17:30

seen this posted on stockers post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_ciDKHOXj0

Rachel H

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28th Mar 07 at 17:30

Seems to be a mad craze for Vectras at the moment, total chav mobiles (GSi and late spec SRi's excluded)

I had one on my arse of the VXR yesterday, neons, graphics the lot he thought he could race me? So I just done 25mph

mwg

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28th Mar 07 at 17:31

Saxo or MG.

Dont see that many of the others chav'd up these days.

SportBoy

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28th Mar 07 at 17:33

i think corsa c's are getting there

Gez G

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28th Mar 07 at 18:02

Black Corsa C sxi with 4/5" slash cut jap can, standard wheels, heavy tints and stupid badges on the back are the weapon of choice for "badboi croozers" up here.

ClaireF

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28th Mar 07 at 18:06

saxo106

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28th Mar 07 at 18:10

Remember that Saxos came with Free Insurance so a lot of new/young drivers could own one from brand new.

Thats why IMO the saxo (poverty models) is the most chav.

Jake

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28th Mar 07 at 18:16

what the fuck is a saxo106

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