Are you over 25?

Are you well past your best?

Are you looking for an easy life?

Are you looking for a secure future without doing anything to earn it?

If the answer to all the above is YES, then you are eligible for the LEEDS UNITED LIFE PLAN!

We guaruntee to pay you £30,000 a week, there is a pointless medical, and no sales person will call. There is a free house, luxury car and limitless golf at some of Englands finest courses.

DONT TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT. READ THESE RECOMMENDATIONS FROM SOME OF OUR SATISFIED CLIENTS:-

"As soon as I signed up,I knew it didnt matter if I was good at my job"
Hayden F,Leeds

"When I'm no longer playing, I know my family will be financially secure"
Nicky B,Hull

"I can thoroughly recommend the Leeds United life plan to everybody"
Gary K,Leeds

"The Leeds United plan supplemented my pension, just when I thought I was too late"
Alan T,Bolton

"The generosity of the Leeds plan is unmatched in the world of pension finance. It was the best move I ever made. Voice your concern and you will no longer need to contribute, but will still get paid."
Kevin N,Luton

"Even when everyone said I was too old, Leeds were prepared to supplement my pension with an outrageous offer."
Neil S,Doncaster

"Despite being permanently injured, I was still eligible for the Leeds life plan,year after year."
Tore F,Norway

"Even when I decided to leave Leeds United,they continued to pay into my plan. I'm delighted"
Danny M,Manchester

So, dont sit there worrying about the future!

Sign up for the LEEDS UNITED LIFE PLAN!

Disclaimer: Will have to put up with a complete moron for a boss