Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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Talk to Indians at Barclays 
https://www.barclays.co.uk/webchat/chat_client_skin.html
My chat was pretty short
Prema P: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Prema, can I please ask what your name is?
Customer: Yes you may ask.
Prema P: Thank you. What is your name please?
Customer: My name is Doug
Prema P: Hello, Doug. How can I help you today?
Doug: I was wondering if Barclays would like to sponser me in my new range of niche adult entertainment films? I would be happy to arrange advertising space at a small cost to yourselves
Prema P: Sorry, I am unable to comment on that.
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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First 4 lines is best haha
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
First 4 lines is best haha
Indeed
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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All agents are currently busy 
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Tarrantino
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
All agents are currently busy
what he said
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
All agents are currently busy
Because we're all on there giving them permission to ask our name
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
All agents are currently busy. Please stand by.
An agent will be with you in a moment. Thank you for your patience.
The next available Agent will be with you in a moment.
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Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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They wont lend me to cash to buy HBOS
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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oh I got one 
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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I have Shahana Anjum 
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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Sangeeta S: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Sangeeta, can I please ask what your name is?
Customer: My name is Lawrah
Sangeeta S: Hello, Lawrah. How are you?
Lawrah: Im good thanks. its raining a lot here in Scotland just now, which if im honest is really getting me down. you know, seems like summer was over very fast. Is it sunny where you are?
Sangeeta S: Its a professional chat, if you have any questions about our products, I will be happy to help you with that.
Lawrah: I would like to enquire about the vibrating bullet
Sangeeta S: I regret that as your behaviour continues to be inappropriate I am ending this chat.
Sangeeta S: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service.
Lawrah: Im sorry
Lawrah: Dont go
Lawrah: Dont leave me
Lawrah: Im lonley
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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quality
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Sangeeta S: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Sangeeta, can I please ask what your name is?
Customer: My name is Lawrah
Sangeeta S: Hello, Lawrah. How are you?
Lawrah: Im good thanks. its raining a lot here in Scotland just now, which if im honest is really getting me down. you know, seems like summer was over very fast. Is it sunny where you are?
Sangeeta S: Its a professional chat, if you have any questions about our products, I will be happy to help you with that.
Lawrah: I would like to enquire about the vibrating bullet
Sangeeta S: I regret that as your behaviour continues to be inappropriate I am ending this chat.
Sangeeta S: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service.
Lawrah: Im sorry
Lawrah: Dont go
Lawrah: Dont leave me
Lawrah: Im lonley
Poor
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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She wasnt up for it at all.
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Tarrantino
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Essex
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My convo, lol check out his name
You have been connected to Mohamed Musthabeen.
Mohamed Musthabeen: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Mohamed, can I please ask what your name is?
Customer: yes you can ask
Customer: are you not going to ask then?
Mohamed Musthabeen: Can I have your name please?
Customer: you already have my name, as im also called mohamed. Ive never met anyone with the same name as me before!
Mohamed Musthabeen: Hello, Mohamed, how can I help you today?
Customer: well i really fancy a five knuckle shuffle, but its boring doing it myself. Would you or the bank be able to lend me a hand?
Mohamed Musthabeen: This is a professional chat, if you have any questions about the products on our site, I'll be happy to help you.
Mohamed: why do you take so long to respond?
Mohamed Musthabeen: I am sorry for the delay.
Mohamed Musthabeen: I am a specialist on e-savings, loans and Online Banking.
Mohamed Musthabeen: Mohamed, are you looking for any of these products?
Mohamed: online wanking! can you reccomend any sites?
Mohamed: i like www.totallynsfw.com myself, but im always looking for alternitives
Mohamed Musthabeen: I am unable to give you advice or guidance, I can only provide you the facts and features of the products we offer.
Mohamed Musthabeen: I am not authorized to use other websites.
Mohamed: check it out once you get home jsut make sure you shut the bedroom door
Mohamed Musthabeen: Do you have further questions for me?
Mohamed: pink or brown?
Mohamed: spit or swallow?
Mohamed Musthabeen: Would appreciate if you could keep this chat professional. If not, I am forced to terminate this session.
Mohamed: Mohamed Mustabeen (a gay) ?
Mohamed Musthabeen: Mohammed, I am ending this session.
Mohamed Musthabeen: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service.
Mohamed: wait wait one min
Mohamed: who gives you extra?
Mohamed Musthabeen: that is halifax
Mohamed Musthabeen: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. Goodbye
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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Shahana Anjum: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Shahana, can I please ask what your name is?
Customer: Hello Shahana Anjum, what a lovely name. I would rather you not ask mine, as it is not so easy to pronounce like your own.
Shahana Anjum: That's okay. How can I help you today?
Customer: Thanks for understanding, its something that has haunted me all my life, I have often thought of changing it to something else.
Shahana Anjum: Its good to have a unique name.
Customer: Yeah I suppose, but their is unique and then their is embarrassing. Mine falls into the latter Ive never even had a girlfriend because they just laugh at my name and dont take me seriously. I think my parents must of been high when they named me - or hated me.
Shahana Anjum: Okay. How can I help you?
Customer: Will you be my girlfriend?
Shahana Anjum: I am sorry Can I be of any assistance to you?
Customer: You can look at my bank accounts and see I have lots of money, I can show you a good time and treat you right. Just dont laugh at my name and you'll be fine.
Shahana Anjum: I am here to assist you with the Barclays products and services. Can I help you in anyways?
Customer: It depends, do Barclays offer a dating service for people with funny names?
Shahana Anjum: No, Barclays don't offer such service.
Shahana Anjum: Do you have any questions for me on Barclays products and services?
Customer: Oh, thats a shame as I think it could be a really good venture. I suppose in this current economic climate though that they have to cost cut some areas and this was more than likely one?
Shahana Anjum: I regret that as your behaviour continues to be inappropriate I am ending this chat.
Shahana Anjum: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service.
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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quote:
Mohamed: wait wait one min
Mohamed: who gives you extra?
Mohamed Musthabeen: that is halifax
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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Ruhi Parveen: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Ruhi, can I please ask what your name is?
Customer: yes you can,my names mark
Ruhi Parveen: Hello Mark, how are you?
Mark: yeah im good thanks,yourself?
Ruhi Parveen: I'm very well, thank you. How can I help you?
Mark: im just wondering....?
Ruhi Parveen: Okay.
Mark: what swims faster,a horse or a dog?
Ruhi Parveen: I'm sorry, I have no idea. however I'm a specialist in Banking.
Ruhi Parveen: Do you have any questions on Online Banking?
Mark:no but whatever floats darlin!
[Edited on 17-09-2008 by little_duke]
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RS6
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: with MJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:
Mohamed: wait wait one min
Mohamed who gives you extra?
Mohamed Musthabeen: that is halifax:
lol
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:
Mohamed: wait wait one min
Mohamed: who gives you extra?
Mohamed Musthabeen: that is halifax
Be honest, you added that bit yourself didnt you? funny nonetheless
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Be honest, you added that bit yourself didnt you? funny nonetheless
I thought that - still made me
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:
Mohamed: wait wait one min
Mohamed: who gives you extra?
Mohamed Musthabeen: that is halifax
Not usually one to burst a bubble, but surely the proffesional who sent that last bit would of used capital letters at the start of the sentence and one for the name of a branch? Along with a full stop.
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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FFS i should learn to type quicker
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:
Mohamed: wait wait one min
Mohamed: who gives you extra?
Mohamed Musthabeen: that is halifax
Not usually one to burst a bubble, but surely the proffesional who sent that last bit would of used capital letters at the start of the sentence and one for the name of a branch? Along with a full stop.
Hence my aroused suspicions, as Cosmo said though, still made me chcukle 
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willay
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owned
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