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....has been done for speeding.

He'll do anything for 3pts.




A man is sitting in a pub with his jack russell dog one Sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the jack russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months."




When Robbie Keane left Wolves, they got relegated.
When Robbie Keane left Coventry, they got relegated.
When Robbie Keane left Leeds, they got relegated.
When Robbie Keane left Tottenham, ?????




Atlast Spurs get a win....
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Lollerz.
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
When Robbie Keane left Wolves, they got relegated.
When Robbie Keane left Coventry, they got relegated.
When Robbie Keane left Leeds, they got relegated.
When Robbie Keane left Tottenham, ?????



When Robbie Keane leaves Liverpool......

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we never got relegated when we had robbie keane?
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Cosmo fails

As do Wolves

[Edited on 21-10-2008 by MJFF88]
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
we never got relegated when we had robbie keane?


When he left did you? As Im sure it says 'when he left' not 'when he was there'
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quote:
Originally posted by MJFF88
Cosmo fails

As do Wolves

[Edited on 21-10-2008 by MJFF88]


You no more men to watch wank on cam?
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No bud. Watched emm all now
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
we never got relegated when we had robbie keane?


When he left did you? As Im sure it says 'when he left' not 'when he was there'


They where relegated 3 years after he left.

Although he was done for drink driving coming out of naughty nells on a Monday night with Kevin Muscat, that year.

God I loved Telford for scandal lol
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Plus Inter never went down either.
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What is Juande Ramos dressing up for Halloween as?

A pumpkin because he wishes he could turn into a coach at midnight.


A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me aswell.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with Tottenham FC, because they don't beat anyone!!"
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me aswell.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with Tottenham FC, because they don't beat anyone!!"

Is the little boy in this joke called TopShot....?!


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For CS sake, we shall name the young boy Toppy Shot
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Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week."


Apparently they've just released some extracts from the diary of Elisabeth Frtizl:

"Monday - stopped in, got raped by dad."

"Tuesday - stayed in, dad raped me."

"Wednesday - stopped in again, got raped by dad again."

"Thursday - stayed in again, dad raped me again."

"Friday - decided to stay in again, dad decided to rape me again."

"Saturday - went to watch Spurs, wish I'd stayed in."
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Love the lost my mobile please send me your numbers

 
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