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Twiggy
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28th Dec 08 at 11:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I cant stop farting with all this rich food that has been eaten over xmas!!!

Anyone else slightly windy!?
Fro
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28th Dec 08 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah, nothing new though tbh
Planty02
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28th Dec 08 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Haven't been farting any more than usual tbh

flatulence ftw
Ellis
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28th Dec 08 at 11:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I pass wind a stupid amount anyway
DannyB
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28th Dec 08 at 11:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes, my arse has been winking for days now.
Mike GSi
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28th Dec 08 at 12:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@ this thread.

Twiggy sir.........You need a PO0
Twiggy
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28th Dec 08 at 12:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mike Z20LET
@ this thread.

Twiggy sir.........You need a PO0


Nothing is coming out though
Mike GSi
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28th Dec 08 at 12:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go eat a whole punnet of Grapes

That'l sort any blockages
Twiggy
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28th Dec 08 at 12:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I am taking the kids to the pantoe later i hope i can hols it in!!
Chris F
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28th Dec 08 at 12:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is all very disturbing
Mike GSi
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28th Dec 08 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
I am taking the kids to the pantoe later i hope i can hols it in!!


Ive heard "dropping the kids off at the pool" but never that one
jonnysri
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28th Dec 08 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
had this on xmas day.

went out xmas eve, nearly shat myself about 3 times
Gaz
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28th Dec 08 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jonnysri
had this on xmas day.

went out xmas eve, nearly shat myself about 3 times


Gaz
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28th Dec 08 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I had a Pizza hut - Meat Feast pizza last night, and its made my farts all Meaty smelling....
Nice but vulgar after the 3rd or 4th.
Twiggy
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28th Dec 08 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jonnysri
had this on xmas day.

went out xmas eve, nearly shat myself about 3 times


ShEp
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28th Dec 08 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I prefer to do it on my girlfriends leg when I wake up in the morning
jonnysri
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28th Dec 08 at 12:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by jonnysri
had this on xmas day.

went out xmas eve, nearly shat myself about 3 times




didnt go down well at xmas dinner infront of the grandparents. thought i had it under control and one of those SAS farts appeared which i had no control of
A1EX
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28th Dec 08 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im terrible in the morning after a heavy night out. Then the pain comes of holding it in if ive brought a girl back, usually let it slip in the bathroom and hope she doesnt follow in.......
Twiggy
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28th Dec 08 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by A1EX
im terrible in the morning after a heavy night out. Then the pain comes of holding it in if ive brought a girl back, usually let it slip in the bathroom and hope she doesnt follow in.......


Do you not give her a love puff??
A1EX
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28th Dec 08 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha depends if shes classy or not
Gaz
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28th Dec 08 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by A1EX
im terrible in the morning after a heavy night out. Then the pain comes of holding it in if ive brought a girl back, usually let it slip in the bathroom and hope she doesnt follow in.......


Do you not give her a love puff??

Make the bitch scream and do it then,


xtra CS points if you aim it to her mouth....
A1EX
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28th Dec 08 at 12:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ill give it a try next time, will have to take my word for it though, also hoping no follow through with aiming into the mouth
Gaz
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28th Dec 08 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i think that would be for top prize tbh.
I'd be tempted to Cam the thing from a bedside table...

"Take that bitch"
*follow's through*
*Runs off with a giggle to the bathroom*
A1EX
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28th Dec 08 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao bloody screams coming from the room whilst giggling to yourself in the bathroom
Twiggy
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28th Dec 08 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao!

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