nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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 just got it through e-mail at work very funny.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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Speed Kills
Decades ago some skimpy lawyer published a book called "Unsafe At Any Speed" and talks about how speed kills. so according to his logic, any kind of speed kills. cars gain speed over time so u will get killed, huffed, flattend, squished, huffed or stuck in the exhaust pipe. stay away from cars, unless you need/want to get killed!! Even if the car is not moving, it has (zero) speed, so eventually you will die. ( Go 200Mph I Dare You!)A new law has been made that you are only allowed to go wheelspin if your car doesn't sound like a complete tractor like all the boy racer cars do. never buy a corsa for your first car as they are very slow and sound like a lawnmower.
[Edited on 30-01-2009 by flybikeslee]
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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The one about Hereford is amazing, the style of writing is absolute genious!
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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There made me laugh!
Did you know...
...that one person can change the world?
...but the admins will probably just revert it?
...that God has a feeling of strong disapproval with regards to fags?
...that germs originated from Germany?
...that ten-year-olds are responsible for fact-checking Uncyclopedia?
...that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
...that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
...that an African giraffe is about to run you the fuck down?
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