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Author Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead at a french footballers house
Ren
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It was murder on Zidanes floor.






















































Sorry
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wow... sooooooooo 4(ish) years ago
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I honestly just thought that up this second. What a waste.
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No. Fucking. Way. .

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I laughed for literally 10 minutes after. I should google my jokes in future
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lamo!
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quote:
Originally posted by jacko198
lamo!


Fail

Edit: or was that meant to be "Lame-O"

[Edited on 10-02-2009 by Mike Z20LET]
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Bit of both!
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I made a joke up once i thought it could go on a penguin or something

'Where does a penguin keep his savings?'



'In an Ice-a'

Made me laugh when i thought of it

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Where do fish keep thiers?

The riverbank

[Edited on 10-02-2009 by BluKoo]
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Where do birds keep theirs?

In a nest-egg




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Enough of the failed jokes now please
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@ The Ellis Bextor one - I've not heard that one before anyway. Pity it's just a joke in some ways
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I like that one
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One extremely drunken 7am, I thought up a joke which had me and my mates hee hawing.

What do you call it when someone steals the sun?

Daylight robbery.

Upon sober inspection, t'wasn't all that great
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at the origional one and ecks

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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Awww was hoping she was dead
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where does kylie minogue get her kebab's from?


jason's donna van
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i lol'd
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Why cant i stop laughing at the top joke
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quote:
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where does kylie minogue get her kebab's from?


jason's donna van


There is a mobile kebab van in Essex called Jason's Donner Van
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lol
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This thread disappoints me.
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