dannymccann
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Left the bathroom window open to air it after a shower, went to friends house at 630pm, back at 1030pm and some twat had managed to get in somehow (its a small window) and been in the downstairs.
He tripped the burglar alarm though in the dining room and alerted the whole street to his presence, you can see from his footprints that it proper shit him up and legged it back out the window again
Nothing nicked, he didnt even get a chance to grab 1 of the 2 laptops in the living room or the digi cam off the table, let alone make off with the telly etc, so glad the alarm was there!
SOCO (Scenes of Crime Officer) is on his way round now to collect prints etc before I can get a shower, although I had to have the morning shit
So yea, just a quick fresh warning to people, check your windows when you go out, you never know who is about! Even if youve got an alarm, lets face it, burglars arent the cleverst people out there
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gavin18787
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Lucky, good job you set the alarm
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Brett
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How do you know he wasn't a sex pest and simply broke in to sniff your underwear?
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Ojc
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
How do you know he wasn't a sex pest and simply broke in to sniff your underwear?
Damm caught be red handed.
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dannymccann
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He could of been in to sniff my panties, but he didnt get upstairs so im lucky there
[Edited on 18-02-2009 by dannymccann]
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FruitBooTeR
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How high is your bathroom window off the ground mines at the front of the house and youd need a ladder to get up to it
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dannymccann
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Ground floor bathroom, this is why I want to move, I like to have a well aired bathroom so leave the window open, I didnt honestly think anyone would be able to get in it :
Thats the kitchen but the bathoom window is exactly the same, must of been a right lanky streak of vomit
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Jambo
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going out and leaving the windows open FTL.
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dannymccann
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Indeed.
Had the SOCOs out now, they came in, took one look at the footprints:
'Yep, looks like Classics'
Me: 'Reebok Classics'
SOCO: 'Yea, very popular trainer, most common we come across'
So some shithead chav wearing his shite trainers has been in my house
Did make me laugh though how they are so fucking typical
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Jambo
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Reebok Classics
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Marc
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FPMSL
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Daveskater
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My window hardly ever gets closed In the summer it's never closed Don't know if the lock even works on it tbh.
Numberwang!
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I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
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VegasPhil
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Will be more and more of this happening
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chloe16v
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i could get through that window
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Cosmo
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You sure he didnt take those two brand new laptops, 3 games consoles, 4 ipods and all that digi cam equipment that you now have to claim for on the insurance....
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dannymccann
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Good point Cosmosis, I had better go and check
Nah im not into defrauding anyone, plus probably wouldnt be covered seeing as how we left the window open, like I said not interested in false claiming so not about to go through the documents
edit - apparently there was 13 or so burglaries in our area last night, so a busy night for plod, looks like he (or they?) were doing a clean sweep of the area in one night
[Edited on 18-02-2009 by dannymccann]
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Daimo B
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Do it again.
Sit in wait in the dark, masking tape and socks at the ready (socks in mouth n mask tape wrapped around head and mouth for hair pulling bonus).
Then torture him. Without permenant damage...
Can't see him goignt o old bill...
He tortured me
And what were you doing in his house
Trying to rob it.
Mind you, he'd get a free Kit Kat and u'd be sent and shafted in the slammers.
Great fun though
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Cosmo
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But the guy who broke in smashed the window...remember
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Daimo B
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And accidently fell awkward thus injuring all little toes and fingers which appear to have been hit with a hammer..'
Strange how things work and people get injured from falling over
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Cosmo
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I remember my Uncle, who is fairly high up in Merseyside Police, telling me that if I ever caught someone breaking in to give them a good kicking, then just put something in their hand and say they came to attack you first
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i know some one who was attacked by two pickeys.. one thing they didnt know that he is good at boxing he ended up getting a fine though for beating them up and taking them to the police :S
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dannymccann
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I dont like where this thread is going
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daymoon
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quote: Originally posted by dannymccann
I dont like where this thread is going
not being off topic, i had my both sheds broken into.. cheap preassure washer stolen.. felt like shit for weeks... a police officer came, took a box with a foot print, took a statement, left.. never heard back
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quote: Originally posted by dannymccann
I dont like where this thread is going
HAHA - Agreed Danny
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Cosmo
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You mean insurance fraud and dealing out a few broken legs arent down your street?
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