Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
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Women are tidy?
Whoever did was either a man who has never lived with one, or a Woman with dementia.
I am Right fucked off cleaning this shit up on my day off 
That is all.
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Tommy L
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They are all bints, the lot of them.
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willay
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did she take a dump on the floor?
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Kevxx
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shouldn't of let her out her cage 
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Tom
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My missus is the same jambo, moving in together soon so she's getting whipped into shape cos' i'm fucked if i'm tidying up after her 
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Jambo
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No Willay, but theres crumbs on my desk, on my keyboard and the floor.
Tom, if she leaves shit out, just punch her in the face, its the only method i havent tried and it must be the one that works
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Half Pint
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when she gets home just kick her in the cunt.....
my work here is done..................
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Tommy L
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cunt punt
[Edited on 18-02-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Tom, if she leaves shit out, just punch her in the face, its the only method i havent tried and it must be the one that works
Try it out and let me know if it works jim
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Mike GSi
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The most annoying thinks in life:
1, Messy GF
2, Being starving hungry, and your food being too hot to eat
3, 40MPH Drivers
My missus, leaves an absolute mess eveytime she goes to work/out etc  and muggins here always cleans up after her.
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myke
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my bird uses my towel and just leaves it on the floor when she's done. FFS, it takes barely any more effort to put it on a hook or rail.
she also undresses and just leaves her clothes strewn all over the floor. I'm glad i don't live with her.
Jambo you should puke on Gina when she gets in. That would learn her
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Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
They are all bints, the lot of them.
Amen brudda
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Sam
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TBH some blokes are just the same, and their birds probably moan about them being untidy too.
Swings and roundabouts etc.
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K17STY
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Thats the whole point in having a b/f..... live in slave!
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Daimo B
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Gina G?
Oh ahh a little bit more???
Is that what she says to you Jambo? Oh ah just a little bit more...?
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Matt L
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mike: atleast you have someone called muggins to clean it for you, i end up cleaning up at the gfs room up uni
myke: its teach her not learn her.
kirsty:
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myke
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
myke: its teach her not learn her.
quote:
Urban Dictionary
That'll learn them:
A way of saying "That'll teach those people a lesson, my good friend!" as a mild grammar joke.
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
Thats the whole point in having a b/f..... live in slave!
Never a truer word has been said. 
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JadeM
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Oh god please no, don't get Colin started 
Mr.Jambo can you kindly delete this thread before he gets home ............................................pleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzze
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Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by myke
quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
myke: its teach her not learn her.
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Urban Dictionary
That'll learn them:
A way of saying "That'll teach those people a lesson, my good friend!" as a mild grammar joke.
sounds soooo wrong imo to say learn them
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
Thats the whole point in having a b/f..... live in slave!
 Unless he's in a different country
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Lawrah
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I hate mess. Im a tidy person..almost to the extreme.
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
Oh god please no, don't get Colin started
Mr.Jambo can you kindly delete this thread before he gets home ............................................pleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzze
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JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
I hate mess. Im a tidy person..almost to the extreme.
Lawrah so do I, thats why Colins made tidy mine up!!!
[Edited on 18-02-2009 by JadeM]
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Half Pint
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
I hate mess. Im a tidy person..almost to the extreme.
shame about you mind.... which we'll find in the gutter....
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