Matt L
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back when it was my 16th birthday my brother bought me
barry white> baby oil > candels and durex as a joke (after watching van wilder when drunk he tought it was a good idea) as opening that infront of the parents was rather awkward im getting my own back on him. (4 years later)
by leaving the exact same stuff in his room for when he brings a girl up with him next weeekend (never met the girl before and dont even know if its that kind of thing or whether they are just friends as shes flying back out to newzeland the week after so im thinking its more just friends lol) but hey its payback...
anyway onto why it was almost awkward lol.
mum asked me why i hadnt left the durex in his room as thats what he got me, so i said ahhh yeh i forgot about that ill get the ones he got me... to which she asked me why i hadnt used them with the gf what kind of a question is that??
to which i foolishly said 'i dont need them'
she asked me why and my quick thinking came up with the following answer....
'because im a good boy and dont do that
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JonnyJ
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You should have said "Because she enjoys anal more"
Then you would be a hero
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Graham88
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Gareth F
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pmsl
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C2RL R
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thats true Jonny, i would actually worship Matt if he had said that.
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Nismo
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quote: Originally posted by JonnyJ
You should have said "Because she enjoys anal more"
Then you would be a hero
I would have said cus she swallows it mother like a good girl
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Twiggy
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quote: to which she asked me why i hadnt used them with the gf
Sick IMO
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JonnyJ
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quote: Originally posted by Nismo
quote: Originally posted by JonnyJ
You should have said "Because she enjoys anal more"
Then you would be a hero
I would have said cus she swallows it mother like a good girl
Or to make it more awkward
"Its ok mum she swallows, dad always said you enjoyed it so i asked my gf to give it a try...well see ya"
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jacko198
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Matt L
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if only
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Twiggy
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i am gonna vom!!!!!!!
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Mertin
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There are other forms of contraception
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willay
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could of been worse, could of said you were gay.
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DC90
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Me and my mates were at a pub a couple of weeks ago having a few drinks, my mum and dad were there too. I quickly went home to change so we could go into town, whilst I was gone my mum was telling my mates how she hears me and my gf shagging when shes washing her hair, in which she decided it'd be a good idea to do the noises too.
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MatthewR
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shes on the pill
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csweatherston
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You should have replied "do you not want grandchildren?"
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MatthewR
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"i am a jaffa"
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mattk
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I went the pub with my dad a few months ago and when the conversation turned to my mate of the same age as me and his 10 month old daughter he replied, you be careful and take precautions you dont need a child at your age, to wich I replied " I dont do that sort of thing dad" he said "really wtf do you do then?" I was like errrrr yeahhhh hows work
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Marc
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Should have said she loves being topped up.
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Cosmo
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She probably thinks your a faggot now, and your gf is actually your fag hag.
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